Posted on January 26th, 2008 in Uncategorized
- Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.- One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor…..- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?- If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown
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