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A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game."I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents," she...
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she like the game.'I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents,' she...
Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by 100$ 1/100 = 100/100 cents=> $ 1/100 = 1 centTake square root both side=> squr($1/100) = squr (1 cent)=> $ 1/10...
A woman from Chelm went to the market one day to buy herring and a loaf of bread. "How much is it?" she asked the storekeeper."14 cents," answered the storekeeper to the lady."14 cents! For...
Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding. One says, "It's ridiculous, he's rich, but he's 93 years old, and she's just 26! What kind of a wedding is that?" The other says, "Well, we have...
Teacher: Joey, if you put your hand in one pants pocket and found 75 cents, then you put your other hand in your other pants pocket and found 50 cents, what would you have?Joey: I'd...
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor were shipwrecked on an island. One morning, the sailor climbed a tall coconut tree and yelled, "Stop making love down there!" "What's the...
20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it. 19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind. 18. He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow. 17. It's a...
A little boy and his father are walking down the street, and they see two dogs having sex.The little boy asks his father, "Daddy, what are they doing?"The father says, "Making a puppy." So they...
A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today."The mother, more that a little surprised, asked fearfully, "That's interesting. How do you...
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