Posted on May 15th, 2007 in
Really Funny Jokes
- When a man decides to marry, it may be the last decision he’ll ever make.- Some men who speak with authority at work know enough to bow to a higher authority at home- A dish towel will certainly wipe the contented look off a married man’s face- Love is the quest, marriage is the conquest,
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