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Martha Way vs. My Way

Posted on August 26th, 2007 in Really Funny Jokes

Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.My way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone.====Martha’s way: Use a meat baster to “squeeze” your pancake batter onto the hot griddle and you’ll get perfectly shaped

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