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“Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned me off the rainy street into a damp dark alley. I followed.”What are you selling?” I asked.”Geometrical algebra drugs.”"Huh!?”"Geometry drugs. Ya got your uppers, your downers, your sidewaysers, your
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