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1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order. 2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that you didn't ask the price for. 3. Tell...
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money.The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn't been paid. The collections manager left a voice-mail...
An Amish woman and her son are walking through a mall for the first time, totally stunned by everything they see.They are especially fascinated by two silver walls which slide together and then apart. They...
Four surgeons were sitting around discussing whothey like to operate on. The first surgeon said, "I like operating onlibrarians. When you open them up everything is in alphabetical order". The second surgeon said, "I...
Funny Joke 01 Girl : Do you love me? Boy : Yes Dear. Girl : Would you die for me? Boy : No, mine is undying love. Funny Joke 02 1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump...
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and...
A waiter asks a man, "May I take your order, sir?""Yes," the man replies. "I'm just wondering, exactly how do you prepare your chickens?""Nothing special, sir. We just tell them straight out that they're going...
An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink.The old man unwraps the plain hamburger and carefully cuts it in half. He places one...
A man walks into a coffee shop and places his order."I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream."The girl behind the counter says "I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about...
A businessman called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa."Oh no I don't, I've...
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