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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it. ...
My husband retired, and for the first time in over 40 years I had to think about preparing midday meals.Tired of it after several months, I said, "I married you for better or worse, but...
A motorist had a flat tire in front of an insane asylum. He took the wheel off, but when he stood up he tipped over the hubcap containing the bolts, spilling them all down a...
There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he...
Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question?Johnny: It's because I saw...
I have my changed my system for labeling homemade freezer meals. I used to carefully note in large clear letters, "Meatloaf" or "Pot Roast" or "Steak and Vegetables or "Chicken and Dumplings" or "Beef Pot...
There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes 12.There are 12 inches in a ruler.Queen Elizabeth is a ruler.The Queen Elizabeth was a ship.Ships sail in the sea.The sea...
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Jesus Joke 01 Jesus was a Californian: He walked around bare foot. He never cut His hair. He started a new religion. Jesus Joke 02 Jesus was a woman: He kept trying to get a message across to...
Cannibal Joke 1 Why don't cannibals eat comedians? They taste funny. Cannibal Joke 2 Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater. Cannibal...
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