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Funny Medical Chart Notes 1 Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant. Funny Medical Chart Notes 2 Discharge status: Alive, but without my permission. Funny Medical Chart Notes...
During a visit to a military medical clinic, I was sent to the lab to have blood drawn. The technician there was friendly and mentioned that his mood improved every day because he was due...
The start of the new school term always brings out the most interesting questions for computer consultants on campus. The predominant questions this term pertain to "getting into" E-mail and how to access the "Information...
- On a New York loft building: "Wanted: Woman to sew buttons on the fourth floor." - In a New Hampshire medical building: "Martin Diabetes Professional Ass." - In the office of a loan company: "Ask about...
16. The skin was moist and dry.17. Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.18. Patient was alert and unresponsive.19. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.20. Rectal examination...
- Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.- Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.- On the second day, the knee was better, and then...
- The skin was moist and dry.- Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.- Patient was alert and unresponsive.- She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.- Rectal examination...
A businessman called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa."Oh no I don't, I've...
On a busy Friday night at the restaurant where I'd recently started waiting tables, the owner suddenly emerged from the kitchen and handed me money. "We're in trouble!" He said. "We're out of quarters, and...
Spanish singer Julio Iglesias was on television with British TV host Anne Diamond when he used the word 'manyana'. Diamond asked him to explain what it meant.He said that the term means "maybe the job...
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