Mexican Joke 01
A bunch of Mexicans are running down a hill, what is going on? A Prison Break.
Mexican Joke 02
Did you hear about that one Mexican that went to college? yeah.. me neither
Mexican Joke 03
Did you hear about the Mexican who threw his wife over a cliff? When the police officer asked him why he’d done it he said, “Tequila! Tequila!”
Mexican Joke 04
Did you hear about the winner of the Mexican beauty contest? Me neither.
Mexican Joke 05
How do you get 50 Mexicans is a phone booth? Throw food stamps in it.
Mexican Joke 06
How Do You Starve A Mexican? Put Their Food Stamps In Their Work Boots.
Mexican Joke 07
How do you stop a Mexican from robbing your house? put up a help-wanted sign
Mexican Joke 08
How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the guy pushing it.
Mexican Joke 09
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Doesn’t matter, they’re to short to reach the socket.
Mexican Joke 10
Juan, Carlos and Antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins? Society.
Mexican Joke 11
What are the first 3 words in every Mexican cookbook? steal a chicken
Mexican Joke 12
What do Mexicans pick in the off season? Their nose.
Mexican Joke 13
What do you call 100 Mexicans working on a roof? Chingos
Mexican Joke 14
What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand? Cuatro Cinco
Mexican Joke 15
What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW? Grand Theft Auto.
Mexican Joke 16
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto
Mexican Joke 17
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
Mexican Joke 18
What do you call a pool with a Mexican in it? Bean Dip.
Mexican Joke 19
What do you call Mexican basketball? Juan on Juan.
Mexican Joke 20
What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike? Chase after him, it’s probably yours!
Mexican Joke 21
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? I don’t know but it could pick lettuce good.
Mexican Joke 22
What is it when a Mexican is taking a shower? A miracle.
Mexican Joke 23
What is the greatest Mexican invention? A solar powered flash light.
Mexican Joke 24
What kind of cans are there in Mexico? Mexicans.
Mexican Joke 25
What were the 2 Mexican Firefighting Brother’s names? Hose A and Hose B
Mexican Joke 26
What’s the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A bench can support a family
Mexican Joke 27
Why are Mexicans so short? They all live in basement apartments.
Mexican Joke 28
Why are Mexicans so short? When they’re young, their parents say, “When you get bigger you have to get a good job.”
Mexican Joke 29
Why can’t Mexicans be firemen? They can’t tell the difference between Jose and hose b
Mexican Joke 30
Why do Mexicans drive low riders? They are too short to get into any other type of car.
Mexican Joke 31
Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans? Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?
Mexican Joke 32
Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team? Any Mexican that can run jump or swim is in the US!
Mexican Joke 33
Why don’t Mexicans BBQ? The beans fall through the little holes.
Mexican Joke 34
Why wasn’t Jesus born in Mexico? He couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Mexican Joke 35
Aimara, a Mexican maid announced to her Boss Mr Blanco and his wife that she was quitting. When asked why, she replied, “I’m in the family way.”
The wife was totally surprised and shocked, and asked who it was.
The maid replied, “Your husband and your son.”
Mrs Blanco was mortified and demanded an explanation.
“Well,” Aimara explained, “I go to the library to clean it and your husband say, ‘You are in the way’. I go to the living room to clean and your son say ‘You are in my way’. So I’m in the family way and I quit.”
Mexican Joke 36
A big tough Mexican man married a good-looking Mexican lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules:
“Honey, I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want – and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don’t you give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules! Any comments?”
His lovely new bride said, “No, that’s fine with me. Just understand that there’ll be sex here at eight o’clock every night – whether you’re here or not.”
Racism Discussions
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532 responses to Mexican Jokes
Q:why wasnt jesus born in mexico?
A:because he couldnt find three wise men and a virgin
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haha these are so funny dam mexicans steel our jobs wtf go back to mexico mother fuckers
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all of this is wack. i’m mexican and we do the job that no one else does. yeah we might not have an education but we work for what we have and do what we gotta do to support our families. I’m not bringing anyone down but seriously chill. White Folks on here are right we do live in America so calm down. What all of you guys are doing here is placing race into stereotypes which is what everyone hates. It’s like me saying white people are all rich and have good jobs. All Hispanics are illegal and all black people like fried chicken. Those things don’t apply to EVERYONE. Anyways represent your race but don’t put other races down.
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YOU KNOW.. EVEN GEORGE LOPEZ CRACKS HISPANIC JOKES, AND UNLESS THEY ARE RACISTS THEY ARE FUNNY!!!! EVEN WHITE JOKES ARE FUNNY AND I LOVE HEARING THEM, THEY MAKE ME LAUGH… ONLY IF YOU ARE SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT YOUR ETHNIC BACKGROUND, THEN YOU WILL NOT FIND SOME OR ANY JOKES FUNNY.. AND THAT IS TRULY SAD
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This is so childish! why dont you all get over it, they are JOKES stop slagging eachother of theres nothing wrong with Black people, Whie People or Mexicans! or any other people in the world
people dont have have jobs everywhere coz they 2 damn lazy it dont matter what their race is.
Just grow up everyone this site was made to make people laugh not to fight and slag about lol.
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Q.what do u call a mexican baptism?
A.Bean dipp
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Q:why do most mexican girls end up pregnant?
A:because teachers tell them to go do their essays
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WHITE POWER!
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thats funny u guys waste ur time writing bullshit about us that means that we are very important for u people but instead u should do sumting more helpfull for ur selves like u guys should learn how to wipe ur ass after takin the shit cuz thats an issue u guys dont do it lolololo or other simpler try to get a job so that u guyz aint as fat okkk cuz we MEXICANS are takin over yo bitchezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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I’m 100% Mexican, & loved the jokes & i believe that there is no such thing as “race” and every human is equal, every person can hate, kill, and love, you just have to pick what you want to do, and to all those people that are racist that’s good you think that way, maybe I’ll see you burning in hell someday because every one is equal.(In 8th grade and more mature than all you racist people)
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yall white bitch think yall can boss the mexicans but guess wat with mother fuckers yall dnt do dat 2 any1 no matter they are black or mexicans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its not out fought that we have color and yall dnt and i pretty sure yall are aslo upset of the black people color two but we alway will look better than white that for sure…
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HAHA what the fuck is wat and what the fuck is dat you fucking mexicans need to keep that slang bullshit in mexico
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HOWEVER, I DO LOVE THE TASTE OF SOME MEXICAN PUSSY MMMMMM
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hahahaha dumb ass mexicans yall cant get a job or nothing yall some poor dirty mother fuckers
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ALL OF YOU PEOPLE WHO WROTE THIS BULLSHITS ARE SOME BITHCHES AND ASSHOLES GO SUCK YOUR DADS BALLS
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This is a joke site. If you are going to take everything seriously and get angry, you are in the wrong place. Why read jokes that offend you? Nobody is forcing you to visit this site. Don’t come here anymore if it makes you that upset, do something that you can be productively passionate about instead of spewing racist slander.
I see the issue from both sides. I am married to a 100% mexican man and I come from a 100% white family. I have two different sets of families and they both have ethnic attributes that piss me off. For example, my brothers can be very racist towards my husband and it’s because they don’t know any better: my father taught them intolerance and to be racist. And my husband’s side has some pretty “f-ed up” morals, such as: condoning cheating, lying and fraud. That’s just who they are, and so long as they don’t interfere with my well-being, I don’t care.
My husband is a honest guy who has paid and worked his way through college and is now an english professor at CSULB and he helps put me back into school for my masters in teaching. He never cheated anyone out of a job or money, he did it all within respects to others. So before you guys judge anyone by what race they are categorized by the US government, remember that nobody chooses their ethnicity.
By the way: hispanic and mexican are COMPLETELY different. Mexicans come from Mexico (a latino country) and hispanics are European. Be careful how you categorized people!
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Alright
So to whoever is saying that MEXICANS steal from the US, let me tell you one thing..they don’t. Latinos contribute about 115 BILLION dollars every year. And they only take away about 10 billion because of taxes and medication. Yes, they don’t pay taxes..but they don’t have the right to vote either!
There are almost 34 million illegals in the US which makes them the greatest minority in the country.
Label them as however you want..mexicans, latinos, hispanics, aliens, illegals, border jumpers..there all people..
Just remember one thing..your ancestors were at one point illegals..with no jobs, poor, in the streets maybe even homeless. Don’t think your better than someone cuz your not.
how economy is right now..probably in a couple of years government and banks will go bankrupt..Americans will start immigrating to other places. Let’s say for example..China..Millions and millions of Americans immigrate there..Then all of a sudden China starts passing laws taking rights from Americans, closing their borders. They start criticizing, but yall still will put up with that and ignore them. Every single day you wake up fearing that you might get deported or something.
This is how immigrants live everyday, and you can’t say they deserve it because they never did anything to you. Steal your jobs?! Psshh, please! Do whites work in construction?! Yard work?! Plantations?! REALLY?! Stop being so ignorant people.
Think about it.
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shut the fuck up and stop getting mad dont look at a mexican joke site if u feel that way you bitch
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Mexicans need to either become citizens or leave! They don’t pay taxes and fuck the insurance companies which raises the prices on us! Sure they don’t get to vote, but they don’t care. All they care is if they are going to get caught. You illegals need to leave or become one of us!!!!!
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hey mexican male aka ian i seen you around school and i have to say you are insanly cute i didnt even know any one from my school went on this page and let me tell you 1 thing i am a huge fan of justin bieber and if anyone looks like him is you ps i think you are even cuter tham jb i just want to tell you again u r extreamly cute and your ex is my good friend i say ur ex cuzi can see us together and mabe even in your bed me sucking your cock ilve you ian and you are so cute
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hey mexican male wtf why do you come to a joke page to tell someone about your problems no one cares ppl come to this page to laugh not here about your problems im 13 too and gotten a grl cheat on me but you are just over dramatic
ps ur grl is a slut and u shouldnt get back with her if u do there is something seriously wrong with u
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ps i forgot to mention this read my last comment to understand this but when the dude grabed her ass and i mean he got a hand full kinda how i grab her ass plus she did this on our anversery come on ppl give some advice or something cuz i go to school on the 16 and i cant stand seein her with out crying rite now im listening to so sick by neyo she has been texting me all weekend and i think i might give in so can i get some advice ill read u a text she just send me rite now”baby im sorry 4 wat i did ill never do it again i luv u” but remember this she already did this 3 times i cant tell my friends cuz theyll make fun of me 4 being whiped i have only liked 3 grls in my life wow i think i just wasted 3 months of my life
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hey everyone i know thos has nothing to do with the race warbut im posting this on every website i can think of my girl broke my hart 2 days before v day she let another guy grab her ass right in front of mee i fought the guy and won [the guy was black] now my heart hurts the grl keeps begging me to take her back we have been going out 4 3 months 2 weeks and 2 days she has already done this to me 3 times but i still love her she was my 1st love should i take her back or would another grl want to go out with me every girl i talk to says i look like the mexican justin bieber who ever that is so if you want to give me a shot or offer advice leave a ccoment here i am 13 and not racis so i dont care what race you are as long as you are cute and have a you know what ill take you oh god i love her sooooooooooooooooooooo much and 2 days before valentines day i spent 300 dollars on her gift and every thing i misssss her and baby if you are reading this u know who u r its ian
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Alright, alright, enough talk. If you hate white people, why come to the capitol of whites? I don’t believe in race, I believe in people. If you don’t work hard then you don’t work hard, regardless of your race. You can’t say you’re not dirty if you just said you fucked my mom, sister, and girlfriend. If you hate people saying racist things, why do you shout “Brown Pride” “Raise yo blue flags”? That sounds pretty racist to me. You say white people think they’re better than others, well how can you say that when you said Mexicans are better than whites? No man is greater than any other. What do you think Martin Luther King Jr died for? (by the way I’m white, I’m not proud of it, I wouldn’t be proud to be Mexican, Hispanic, African, black, Asian, or any other race. I am what I am) You can’t say someone deserves to be in the US because of history. History is the past, let’s focus on the future. They were our ancestors and THEY made those mistakes, not us. You can’t say your stronger, faster, smarter, and better than someone else if you say your gonna “pop a cap in they bitch asses”. If you were better, you would walk away and not let things get to you. I’m only fifteen years old and I can see past “race” and nationalities. Why can’t you adults?
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What’s good everyone! Ok, i just wanna say is that i don’t really care who says what and what is bein’ said! I’m asian and very proud of it! My husband is black and nothing bothers us. Jokes are jokes for a reason, if u read a joke and get offended, that what’s the purpose of bein’ on a page that has nothing but jokes, YES there are some racist jokes, but if you get angry and can’t take one, than it pretty much defeats the whole purpose of a joke, my husband and i joke around all the time, i make fun of my asian family, just as well as my husband makes fun of his black family, either or, he makes a joke out of my asian family and i do the same in return, it’s a JOKE! Definition for Joke: Hahaha!
All i know is there’s a time and place for everything, this is a place for jokes, you pick the time you wanna laugh! I love all colors of the rainbow, i don’t care who makes fun of me, i don’t care who makes fun of who, i just wanna have a good time and laugh my ass off! Kick rocks if this aint yo thing, i’mma stick around i love laughin’ and jokin’ around! Be Breezy! i’m out! P E A C E!
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Why the hell are u on a mexican jokes sight if u are sayin stuff like bean pride? Just stay away if you cant take a joke
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I don’t like how everyone who is “fighting” racism are being racist themselves.
Things like “brown pride” is almost equal to “white supremacy”.
In case you haven’t learned this yet, you can’t fight fire with fire, you’ll only get burned.
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By “brown pride” meaning “brown power”.
Things like “we’re gonna take over this country b******.”
P.S. I’m beginning to not believe in race, which is why I’m starting to put it all in quotation marks.
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fuck white people; mexicans are the fuckin best race there is!
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LMAO, give me a friggin’ break people. Americans don’t think they’re perfect, they are just sick of fence jumping illegals. Come here, legally, get yourself a J-O-B, pay some taxes, and support that family of 8 that you have on your OWN, and we won’t have a problem with you. I have plenty on friends that are Mexicans, I work for a Mexican!!! I have no problem with anyone that “earns their keep”, but don’t come here and think you can leach off of our welfare system to support your sorry, lazy asses.
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Hold up wait a min.. Lazy asses!!?!? Wow! Hold on so is that why usually why people are reffered to traylor trash!! I mean really lets be realistic here! As a mexican i work my ass off.. Does that make me lazy! Really you white people can say all you want bout mexicans, but in reality we’re not the only ones jumpin fences to get over here.. What i love bout my race is that we listen to ya talk all you shit. But in the end we look down on ya when your wrking for us! soo f*** yo comment!
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alright h8ters suck on this us mexicans are better faster and stronger than u so i dare any mexican wannabes especially you nazi faggots to say those to my face lets see whats funnier these jokes or a mexican flag shoved up your ass pinches putos
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HAHAHA, YOU MEAN SHORTER, NON-ATHLETIC AND WEAKER? THAN YES YOU’RE RIGHT. GUESS WHAT, SOCCER IS ONLY SPORT YOURE DECENT AT AND ONE THAT REQUIRES NO ATHLETICISM AND STRENGTH, JUST RUN AND KICK A DAMN BALL, WOWWWWW….
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Okay…1st of all I would like to state that I am 100% Mexican and VERY proud of it. I personaly dont take anything that anyone says on here seriously..its a JOKE page. It’s not directed at anyone. Yes I do admit that some are racist, but even if you are mexican some are funny too. I think everyone should chill and smoke some BUD! now i know mexicans arent the only stoners. its a world wide miracle drug. just be like Cheech an Chong and go smoke up!!
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listen all you niggers and rednecks out there i got a rhyme 4 u black is wack and white aint right so piss off stupid fuckers as far as i know there are kinds of ppl in this world ppl wha r mexican and ppl who want to be mexican plus i dnt ask to be mexican i just got lucky and all u fucking plus no one wants to be black especially us mexicans niggers want to be us brown pride hommiess
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OMG you got a sick motha fucken mind. I can see you grew up as that chield that never really had anything, and tried to blaim his anger on someone in particular! That is vary sad! Society just needs to grow up already! Especially the wanna be big men on campus white people! YOU guys are nothing. Zip nadda finito!! NOTHING! If the u.s was to loose all the so called minorites(blacks, mexicans, ect.) The economy would so shut down and the united states would really not be shit!! So in reality you need the wak blacks, or the border hopping mexicans!
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wat da fuk dam bitches dont fukin hate cuz we do our shyt done and not like all yall fuken lazy asses dats way if one of u pussy niccas come and try to say it into our face will fukin pop a shell in da dat muthafukin ass bitch got somethin to say to me come to say it to my face and my clik brownpride 4 life es fuk kkk kkk thede nutts
for mis mexicanos dnt fuken listen to these niccas cuz they knw dam well they cant be fuken talken cuz they just fukin scared cuz we got mo money mo power and mo organization so if u a true mexican then throw yo blue rags up in da air wit proud VIVA LA RAZA PUTOS
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This shit is hilarious. Some jokes were kind of racist though, but still funny.
Idk why people say mexican is a race, mexican is a nationality. Most of the ones that come to the US for the most part are the Indian looking ones but most of mexicans are really light-skinned, they are just tanned. My family is from Mexico and are as white as white americans. BTW “FuckDaBeaner” you are really stupid there are mexicans that are really rich just look up Carlos Slim, but i forgot you are black you are probably using the computer you stole the other day.
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OK THIS IS TO THIS FUKN WHITE TRASH : AshKaila
AND OK FIRST OF ALL PPL DONT NEED TO BE NERDZ AND SAYING THATS NOT HOW YU SPELL THINGS CUZ YU JUS NEED TO SHUT THE FUK UP AND Y DO WE NEED TO SPELL BETTER IF YU UNDERSTANDED IT ALL THEY Y YU GUYS SAYIN BULLSHIT OK SO IM LIKE 100 MOTHA FUKN % MEXICAN AND I FUKN PROUD THAT IM MEXICAN I GOT THAT BROWN PRIDE BCUZ ALL YALL WHITE BITCHEZ ARE JUS LAYIN IN BED SUKN COKS AND YU NO MEXICANS R THE ONES THAT MAKE THIS COUNTRY BETTER IVE SSEEN STUFF THAT SAY MADE IN MEXICO MORE THAN MADE IN USA SO SHUT THE FUK UP WHITE HOEZ CUZ YU DONT NO WHO YUR MESSIN WITH CUZ WE CAN FUKN THROW YU IN THE TRASH WERE YU ALL CAME FRUM AND I DONT MEAN VERY AMERICAN BCUZ NOT ALL R RACIST LIKE THIS BITCH IM WRITIN TO IS A FUKN RACIST MOTHA FUKA AND YU CAN TELL ME ANYTHIN IDK ILL PROVE YU WRONG !!! WE MEXICANS ARE WANT YU GUYS WANT AND YU GUYS CANT HAV ANY OF THIS !!! AND IF YUR MEXICAN BE PROUD OF YUR SELF AND I DONT HAV A PROBLEM WITH ANY OTHER OF RACE OR AMERICANS BUT YU GUYS ARE TALKN TRASH BOUT US WE TALK TRASH BOUT YU AND MA FAMILY DIDNT CROSS DA BORDER BCUZ WE HAV MOTHA FUKN PAPELES (PAPERS) IF YU WHITE ASS HOES DONT NO WAT THAT MEAN AND ANY MEXICAN CAN GO TO COLLEGE MA MOM AND DAD DID SO IM PROVIN YU WRONG HOEZ IM OUT DUCEZ BITCHEZ!!
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LEARN HOW TO SPELL AND SPEAK ENGLISH AND MAYBE YOU WOULDNT BE A DUMB BEANER.
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o and u come to a rasict joke page and not expect the jokes to be racist. thats like the women who orders five burgers and a diet coke because she’s on a diet
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well then whites should go back to Europe considering Great Britain France and Spain all took over the Native Americans and really guys be mature will you this isnt a hitler country. Hispanics should really get better jobs and control yourselves no need for that many children. Im 50/50 and health care isnt the best idea right now. Hispanic countrys are nice too. You just need to be smart and get a good job.
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fuck all of you, instead of wasting youre time on writing shit here. go out there and do something for youre self. get a life and be happy we only live once.to hate on people
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live with it these are hilarious make your own WHITE ones
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IGHT “WHITEBOY822″ WHAT DO U CALL A MAN DAT CANT GET LAID? OH YEA DATS RIGHT THATS YO FAGGET ASS BITCH
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hey now look im a mexican and i donr get offended by mexican jokes but lets get this straight…MEXICANS discoveresd this land!!!!!!!!!!!
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LMAO, Mexicans discovered this land????? Ya in 1970!!! They discovered this land had nice looking women, welfare, and cars ripe for the stealin’!!!
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actually it was the native americans who originally lived in russia……
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guys.. Actions speak louder than words. Just seriously. Fighting over the internet is not gonna get you anywhere. If you really dont want to be offended. Then try to change their view points. Try to get better jobs or whatever
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WELL WELL .IM MEXICAN YUP YUP AND PROUD TO BE FUK A HATER ….ATLEAST WE DNT GO ON LIVING OUR LIVES HATIN ON PEOPLE CUZ WE PROUD OF WHO WE ARE AND WAT WE DO….I DNT KNW WHY DEY SAY …DAT MEXICANS SHUD GO BAK TO MEXICO CUZ U.S.A AINT SHIT WITHOUT MEXICANS LOL……MEXICAN PRIDE IS MIND MEXICAN PRIDE IS MY KIND SO STEP ASIDE AND LET THEM THROUGH CUZ ITS ALL BOUT DA MEXICAN CREW………
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your a dumb spic
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im spanish which is like mexican kinda so dont be racist its not nice what would martin luther king say?
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whoa son this shit is insane henstly if white people have a problem with mexicans say it to our faces but damn white folk shut the fuck up you bitch to much do you remember that indians were here first and your honky asses came here and moved them away so fuck you
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i’m mexican and i laughed at this
lmao
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Hey people, the best thing is to laugh at your problems, don’t mind the words because the wind took them away. Just chillax and enjoy. Tanonshinde okudasai ^_^!!
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I think these jokes are HILARIOUS! But some of these are kind of harsh though. Like da 1 bout the bench. But it was still funny though! I was laughin my freakin butt off at these jokes! The guys who put these jokes on here are HILARIOUS!!!!sorry mexicans!
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To: Pissed off Mexican u do those jobs because u chose to. mabey if u were educated then u wld get a better job…
BTW, my grass is starting to get long, did u have to sell ur lawnmower to feed da 40 kids???
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All white people are fucking pussies. You should see them walk around my town like scared fucking Rabbits!! you see us, then Run. You fucks fear us cuz we crazy. Only the strong survive mutha fuckas, you bitches are getting yours as we speak. L8r bithches!!!
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fuck u mexican u dirty ass spick if yo dirty ass dont like it over here take u and yo green card back to fuckin mexico u dumb ass spick at least black people ans white people were born here so be like yo mexican hand and go beat off spick
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Ahhhhhh, why don’t you go hop another fence! Get a job, and get off welfare. Don’t you want to eat something besides rice and beans anyways. We aren’t afraid of you, we are discusted by you! Cockroaches,all of you. Don’t you have a yardsale or swapmeet to go to????
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k why wont u just go and jerk off cuz we all knw dat yall fuken rednecks cant get laid like us so if u want to i can go and get u a dildo and fuk urself DAM FAGGET ASS KKK BITCH ALL BOUT THAT BROWNPRIDE BITCHHHHHHHHHHH
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To all the mexicans out there. You suck. You think you aren’t white, but you are. You are whiter even then the Americans, because try to act black. The real black people are from africa or the middle east. Not Mexico or wherever the hell hispanics are from. So you are white, and not black or middle eastern.
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You’re fuck’n stupid!! If only the internet had a way to block fuck’n retards like you!! Ha haa….
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OMG im so offended…..Im a GREEN ALIEN….how dare you guys….can’t we just all get along?
I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME….LETS GET TOGETHER AND KILL BARNEY….
woooohhhh I love you guys!!
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Chillax ppl it’s just jokes, nothing else, just words. Not action at all .I’m from Puerto Rico and we have citizenship and more and they see us like u,only less worse. Peace out and chillax.
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Wow..people really need to stop talkin shit! Cuz im Mexican and super proud to be..!We mexicans aren’t fucking dirty!We are all hard working people..!We do jobs that yu white people wnt do! all that just to feed our family..!Im proud that Obama is trying to give “mexicans” Free Health care!Cuz alot of us desever it!Yeah some of the jokes were funny and all but alot of them were fuckd up..! atleast we have more class then yu guys and dnt talk shit about you guys!And atleast we have the balls to tell yu staright in the face whats up ..!Shit!My DAd was born In mexico raised in texas and he went to college and finished and Has a GReat Job as a plant manger.And he gots his papers.That should prove to all you haters that mexican are very smart hard working people..un like yu stupid ass white people that are to lazy to do the jobs Mexicans do!!!!
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And all yu hispanics nt standing up for us mexicans are just plane stupid letting the white ppl make fun of yu like that wow thats bullshit
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MAN U GOT POINT YALL HOMIES NEED TO STOP FUKIN HIDIN FROM THESE PUSSIE NICCAS AND DEFEND YOUR PRIDE LIKE ME AND “PISSEDOFMEXICAN” IS DOIN
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Are you serious? Mexicans are hard workers? They do the jobs white people won’t? Honey, let me explain, slowly for you. Mexicans are dirty, they live with cockroaches and think they are their family members. Mexicans steal jobs from the American worker because they offer a lower asking wage, they undermine the true American. Mexicans aren’t native Americans, the American Indian is. Mexicans or better yet beaners are Spaniards who raped the Aztecs (in Mexico). They ,beaners, are nothing to America, have no right in America. Learn your history or is that too much for you to do?
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No mutha fucka that isn’t too hard to do. I’ve been in the Marine corps and fought for this great nation of ours while your honkie ass sat around suck’n on yo’ moms titty. Only a fuck’n inbreed like your self would say sum’n like that. Look,, you can talk all the shit you want but your white sister has become quite fond of me, oh… so has your mom you fuck’n faggot!!!
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YO WHITE IS RIGHT WANT A JOKE – WHAT did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight MUTHAFUKEN line BITCH!
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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball?
JUAN on JUAN……LOL hhee heee
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Why can’t you play UNO with Mexicans?
Because they always want to steal the GREEN CARD!!!
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OH WHY CANT U SHUT DA FUK UP BEFORE I FUK YO ASS UP OH AND YO SISTA LET ME FUK THAT RAGGEDY PIECE OF PUSSY OF HERS DAT SHYT IS EXPIRED SHE NEED A FRESH ONE LIKE A MEXICAN BIOTCH
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LMAO, you just proved my point…..I rest my case.
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ya, you work hard. To steel from us, to invade my country, to avoid paying taxes, and to steel our jobs! We own a legitimate company, we are constantly under-bid by wet back illegals working for $5.00 per day. Man fuck you, fuck all of you. Go home, jump the damn fence, and get your sorry ass out of our country.
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i am proud of being mexican and i thought these jokes were kinda funny but if u guys are gonna talk shit on a computer about our kind your a vunch of bitches!! find me and then try to say somthing to my face!
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okay, I’ll go check the gutter and see if I can find you……
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God i hate you Mexicans. I hope you stupid ass imigrents know that this website seems to be mostly used for rascit jokes. So i have no idea why you igneant people would be posting shit about how “These people are rascit!” or “These people are white!” Im black and i laugh my ass of at Black jokes and Mexican jokes becouse there meant to be funny. Why cant you Fence hoppers grasp that!
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we hate u two you little bitch
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hey im mexican . n im laughing at this shit. i really dont get offended, fuck man! c’mon , fuck racism i like maria, but if shaniqua wants to fuck im down lol,is all good homeboys
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man bitch if i were u i wouldn’t be fucking talking muthafuckers yall bitchis freaking haters that u kno dat we can do anything that yall niggas nd white bitches cant do. we all 100%proud to be mexicans nd no bitches gunas stop us from doing wut we wuna do…. FUCK YALL BITCHES DAT R RACES AND THINK THEY BETTER DEN MEXICANS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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well i dont hate black people but i do hate you white wash mathafucker. you cant say you hate mexicans when youre color is goin trough the same thing you stipid fuck. i dont hate any one just idiots that don know what they say i bet you have mexican friends or work with them so stop being a ignorant Hippocratic.
what are 3 things you cant give a black person??
1. a black eye
2. a fat lip
3. a job..
fuck off bitch!!!
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hey niggers and crackers i got a little rhyme 4 u black is wack and white aint right suck on that mexican wannabe mathafuckers mexico is the best country in the world so fuck off piches maricones
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To “Fuckdabeaner” your saying your not being racist about these jokes and i agree that you shouldn’t make a big deal about racist jokes, they’re just jokes.! ..but at the same time you ARE being racist. you are stupid.
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its funny whenn white ppl talk about how mexicans are lazy, when white ppl are fucking lazy and mexicans do all the work.
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Its funny the says the Beaner who mowws lawns to support his eilegall family of 6
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By the way jack ass its illegal.
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FUCK YOU BITCH I BEAT U DO SHYT TO SUPPORT UR FUCKIN GAYASS FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AND ITS ALSO FUNNY WEN YO SISTA SUKED ON MY MEXICAN DICK BYTCH
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its becuase us whites go to college and then get a job where we can pay for mexicans to do our work that we dont need to do by ourselves.
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holy crap guys chill.
they’re just jokes, i’m azn, and i think azn jokes are funny. i dont really think these jokes were meant to offend people. i have alot of mexican buddies, they all immigrated here legally and most of them are almost 6 feet tall!
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SCREW ALL U MEXICAN HATERS!! YOU ALL THINK THE US IS PERFECT?!?!?!?! GUESS WAT ITS FAR FROM IT…..STOP TALKING CRAP ALREADY.. I BET U PPL WOULDNT LIKE IT WE MEXICANS WENT TALKING ABOUT UR RACE….”WHITEBOY92″ NEEDS TO STFU BECAUSE WE CAN B MEXICAN AND BORN IN THIS JACKED COUNTRY..WHITE PPL AINT PERFECT…EVER HEARD OF THE KKK U’S R THE MOST RACIST PPL FOR UR INFORMATION!!
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WHERE PROUD OF IT.
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WHERE PROUD OF IT.;D
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Everyone knows America isn’t perfect, the fences aren’t high enough. Jk, if you don’t like mexican jokes, try not goin on A RACIST JOKE SITE! No one really takes this stuff seriously. I’m Hispanic and I don’t care.
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YEAH PPL! AND NOT ALL HISPANICS ARE MEXICANS. IM TIRED OF PPL CALLING ME MEXICAN WHEN IM NOT. YOU CAN BE FROM ANY PART OF SOUTH OR CENTRAL AMERICA AND STILL BE HISPANIC. GET UR FACTS RIGHT!
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f\fuck all crackers
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Shut the Fuck up bean dip. What the fuck have done for your country. Remimber your in the USA. Land of the free. You know how i know this. Becouse if you were Mexico your pour ass wouldnt be able to buy a computer. So remimber who you owe your alliance to shitbird.
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Look fuckdabeaner if your gonna call someone ignorant you really should go back to school and learn some shit esspecially how to spell, and by the way if you went to school instead of prolly jail when you was a shorty you would know that at one point us blacks was immegrents also so fuck off and quit makin blacks look bad or learn how to spell before talkin shit.
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DaBeaner…..if your going to type all this crap at least spell check before you post….you make yourself look stupid.
Some people here are on the wrong page or just the website. If these comments bother you go to the white or black jokes page or just leave.
Your not being forced to read this, so stop hurting your own feelings
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There’s nothing funnier than a honkie try’n to talk shit when he cant spell. You’re so fucking lame. Dont you think you should learn how to spell correctly before you make an asshole of your self!! Oh,, and here’s a simple fact for your dumb ass, the tip of the spear in Americas military is the United States Marine corps. By which is 65% latino. So you see we fight for your right to be a fuck’n racist dummy!!
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MEXICANS SHOULD GO BACK TO THEIR OWN COUNTRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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suck my berries
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SHUTT UPPPPP! WHITE PPL DONT OWN AMERICA. U PPL STOLE THIS LAND FROM NATIVE AMERICANS. GO BACK TOO WHERE U CAME FROM. STOP TALKING CRAP ABOUT IMMIGRANTS AND IF YO HATE MEXICANS SO MUCH DONT COME TO THIS WEBSITE
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NICCA SHUT DA FUK UP BEFORE I WHOOP YO KKK ASS DAM FUKEN REDNECK
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well mexican or not mexican you people need to respect each other who are you to say your the perfect race and even though your american i bet at least 40% of your family is mexican sooo dont tink your the big @#&*…..
to my mexican race: dont be ashame of your race nor your skin color because the skin you are in needs to be worn with PRIDE && always with your head up straight show all them hater that were different and not what they tink or want to make it look like
MEXICAN PRIDE !!!!
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wow yall ppl seriously fucked up seriously,, yall think yall white muthafuckers better then everybody but guess wut u bitches fucken aint shyt. yall white asses dnt like when we talk bout u well we dnt like it either. all i guta say is that if yall white ass muthafuckers races 2 mexicans jus go up 2 a freakin mexican nd say it dnt say shyt nd not do shyt.
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First off im hispanic not mexican i did not come from mexico neither did my family. We were born and raised in united states. I think some of both parts r right. If your going to be in the united states please know enlish. And for white people there are alot of mexican people that do really good for them selfs. If you look at the people that stand at the corner asking for money they r not mexican most r white. mexicans bust there ass for chump change but at least they r trying right. yeah mexicans can be annoying . Im stuck in the middle. But its 50/50 nobody is better then nobody. every race has its fualts. As for me im not a looser im going to school to work in the medical field. So i wont make that chump change im not trying to work for cents!!!
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Why are all you mexicans talking trash? O yeh you guys are trash.
Also idc if you people talk trash but dont talk trash of the usa..guess what? THATS WHERE YOU LIVE!
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Fuck off, im not mexican, for the most part i hate them, but ur the one talking shit right now, guess what, america is fucking screwed, EXSPECIALY with obama trying to give all this free health care (to mexicans, legal or not) so im on both sides, but theres will come, dont talk shit when u are shit
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YOU FUCKEN CRACK ASS PEOPLE YOU FUCKEN SELFISH PEOPLE GET A FUCKEN LIFE ALL YOU GUYS DO IS HATE ON US…ARE WE THAT IMPORTANT TO YOU GUYS OR WHAT…WE DO THE JOBS IN THIS PLACE WE DO JOBS U DONT WANNA DO BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE WAY TO FUCKEN LAZY YOU STUPID BITCHES!!!!!
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