Mexican Joke 01
A bunch of Mexicans are running down a hill, what is going on? A Prison Break.
Mexican Joke 02
Did you hear about that one Mexican that went to college? yeah.. me neither
Mexican Joke 03
Did you hear about the Mexican who threw his wife over a cliff? When the police officer asked him why he’d done it he said, “Tequila! Tequila!”
Mexican Joke 04
Did you hear about the winner of the Mexican beauty contest? Me neither.
Mexican Joke 05
How do you get 50 Mexicans is a phone booth? Throw food stamps in it.
Mexican Joke 06
How Do You Starve A Mexican? Put Their Food Stamps In Their Work Boots.
Mexican Joke 07
How do you stop a Mexican from robbing your house? put up a help-wanted sign
Mexican Joke 08
How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the guy pushing it.
Mexican Joke 09
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Doesn’t matter, they’re to short to reach the socket.
Mexican Joke 10
Juan, Carlos and Antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins? Society.
Mexican Joke 11
What are the first 3 words in every Mexican cookbook? steal a chicken
Mexican Joke 12
What do Mexicans pick in the off season? Their nose.
Mexican Joke 13
What do you call 100 Mexicans working on a roof? Chingos
Mexican Joke 14
What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand? Cuatro Cinco
Mexican Joke 15
What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW? Grand Theft Auto.
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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto
Mexican Joke 17
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
Mexican Joke 18
What do you call a pool with a Mexican in it? Bean Dip.
Mexican Joke 19
What do you call Mexican basketball? Juan on Juan.
Mexican Joke 20
What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike? Chase after him, it’s probably yours!
Mexican Joke 21
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? I don’t know but it could pick lettuce good.
Mexican Joke 22
What is it when a Mexican is taking a shower? A miracle.
Mexican Joke 23
What is the greatest Mexican invention? A solar powered flash light.
Mexican Joke 24
What kind of cans are there in Mexico? Mexicans.
Mexican Joke 25
What were the 2 Mexican Firefighting Brother’s names? Hose A and Hose B
Mexican Joke 26
What’s the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A bench can support a family
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Why are Mexicans so short? They all live in basement apartments.
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Why are Mexicans so short? When they’re young, their parents say, “When you get bigger you have to get a good job.”
Mexican Joke 29
Why can’t Mexicans be firemen? They can’t tell the difference between Jose and hose b
Mexican Joke 30
Why do Mexicans drive low riders? They are too short to get into any other type of car.
Mexican Joke 31
Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans? Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?
Mexican Joke 32
Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team? Any Mexican that can run jump or swim is in the US!
Mexican Joke 33
Why don’t Mexicans BBQ? The beans fall through the little holes.
Mexican Joke 34
Why wasn’t Jesus born in Mexico? He couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Mexican Joke 35
Aimara, a Mexican maid announced to her Boss Mr Blanco and his wife that she was quitting. When asked why, she replied, “I’m in the family way.”
The wife was totally surprised and shocked, and asked who it was.
The maid replied, “Your husband and your son.”
Mrs Blanco was mortified and demanded an explanation.
“Well,” Aimara explained, “I go to the library to clean it and your husband say, ‘You are in the way’. I go to the living room to clean and your son say ‘You are in my way’. So I’m in the family way and I quit.”
Mexican Joke 36
A big tough Mexican man married a good-looking Mexican lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules:
“Honey, I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want – and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don’t you give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules! Any comments?”
His lovely new bride said, “No, that’s fine with me. Just understand that there’ll be sex here at eight o’clock every night – whether you’re here or not.”
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Is there no Filipino jokes??? I’d like to see how the racists look at us. Of course, they cannot make jokes like Filipinos are lazy because it is a world-known fact that foreign companies prefers to hire Filipinos because they’re honest and hard-working, not to mention that they are flexible and adaptive in most situation. That is true, and that is why Filipinos are mixed with so many cultures and can speak many languages (aside from the fact that plenty of other races tried conquered the Philippines before).
I got a friendly joke:
What do you call a person that can speak many language? A multilingual. Now what do you call a person that can only speak 1 language? An American.
That is a fact. I have an American friend here and he has been here for years and he still cannot converse in our language. But I’ve only been for a few month in another place and I was already conversing naturally with their foreign language.
Here is an interesting thing:
God said that if you preach you will be given a blessing that will allow you to talk in any language. Now there are American priests here in the Philippines and all of them can speak our language better than we do. They speak anciently and deeply and fluently without signs of struggling. If they grow up here then they should speak like an ordinary Filipino, right?
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Hi! Im a stupid little 40 year old faggy racist and lemme tell you a little bit about my self abd all the racists everywhere. I like to suck dick, i like when guys do bukake on me, im a stupid nerd that cant get a girl, like all racists, and i like little girls because im a racist! At age 9 i was humping my sister and i was sucking cock and i was holding two cocks on both of my hands. At age 14 i was gonna have sex with this girl but she laughed at my penis size (1 1/2 inch). At age 19 i appeared on a porno and my dick got 3 inches and the porno went wrong because the women started laughing and the video ended up being guy with little cock. I suck dick for a living. Im a profesional an i like how i suck the dick. From what ive seen, mexicans have big dicks, so… I like to cry myself to sleep because im a good for nothing racist. I like how the cum goes of a dick and how i like to lick it off and how i like to give footjobs to guys, like all racists. I like how the cum gets out of the dick and how it goes to my face and how the balls are so sweaty and then my dick gets all squishy and then i put my mouth on the dick and then the guy goes…. Mhhhhh….. Its a good life for the racists that do this. I had a boyfriend named rico and i liked to masturbate to him on the telephone but then my gay dog ate my penis, so i dialed 911 and then the police came and they shot my dog and then i got my dick back and i jizzed all over the place and blood came out… It was weird. Well, i just described the life of a racist.
isnt it great!!! Well, since i just described the life of my fellow racists, im gonna go get some bukake from my enemies!!!! Bye.
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You bigot cunts are dipshits to mexicans. I fucked all of your moms. Btw tell all of your moms I said hi and if they want some bukake @tuesday. You bigots cant say shit to my face cus your pussies without balls. And I did say that to your ugly-ass dipshitty faces and I male you cry. And dont argue with me over the internet cus ill be too busy fucking your moms in n out. And its true. Deny all you want, I fucked your moms. Now go and play your little pokemon game on the dsi.
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Why are all of these Mexicans looking up Mexican jokes? I’ve never looked up jokes about white people.
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Ok guys calm down the trailer trash got scared and went away. Now we can rest in peace.
Ok ya calmense la basura gringa se asusto y ya se fue. Ya podemos descansar en paz 
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yo mexican
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I did not understand it but i like it. HAHAHAHA. I think he meant that whites are trash. Basura means trash.
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By the way, what does “fue” means? What is the difference with “ya” and “la”.
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You kick the bear, you bear its bite. We also make a lot of jokes about you, Americans, so please enjoy yourself. From Mexico with love:
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Q: What do New York and Chile have in common?
A: On September 11, evil forces bombed the main buildings and attacked the free and democratically elected government of Chile. On a similar day, two towers were demolished in New York?
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Q: Why do Mexicans call “gringa” to a shredded meat and cheese sandwich?
A: In memory of September 11.
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Q: What is the biggest difference between September 11 and the Oklahoma City Bombing?
A: Foreigners proved once again that they can do it better and more efficiently.
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Q: How many Americans died in September 11?
A: Who gives a fuck?
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What does really happen on September 11?, one of the pilots says by radio to the other:
– “I will bet you one hundred dollars that I can fly between the towers”. The other one cannot be less:
– “Double or nothing that I can follow you”.
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A Mexican rubble rescue squad went to New York after September 11 in order to help with search and rescue, but they went on strike the day after arriving. They complained that the Mexicans were doing all the job, while the Americans were just lazily laying down between the rubble.
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And have some other twenty similar jokes, do you want to read them?
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Not cool man! 911 was a tragic time for Americans of every nationality!! Dont make 911 jokes. Those are way more offensive to an American than Mexican jokes are for a Mexican! Alot of innocent people died!
From a Mexican American.
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I honestly cannot believe what i just read. why anyone would say something so horrible is beyond me. thousands of people lost their lives that day and you have the indecency to make jokes about it. because of that day many children will never know their father, or their mother, people’s husbands and wifes or moms and dads lifes were stripped away from them and you sit there and laugh about it. shame on you
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hey faggot want to know another tragic moment when Mexicans came into the us
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@mexicans suck another tragic moment was when you born. Youre just pissed off because i fucked your mom. Btw tell her i said hi and if she wants more bukake@ sunday.
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The only difference between Mexican jokes and September 11th jokes is that we don’t joke about 1,000+ people dying. We joke about the stereotypical mexican. The September 11th jokes are in no way funny to any normal human being, mexican or not. Maybe if your father or mother died that day, you’d know what I’m talking about. But of course, people actually worked there, so of course your parents would be no where close to it. Or any place with a “help wanted” sign. They’d rather just steal the sign or whatever is in the building.
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Fuck you anyone who says white people are racist. Not all of us are. Just like the fact that not all Mexicans are lazy, in fact, I don’t know one who is. Not all black people are gangsters, I know plenty who aren’t. Not all Arabs want to blow up buildings, ok? It’s the retards who do this stuff that give them a bad name. They are the problem, not the decent people just trying to live life. Get a clue guys.
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You racists make me laugh. Your racist women suck my dick and i make them scream and they get a nice orgasm . Racist pricks are fucking jealous at me cuz i can make them reach orgasm. Your racist women fake orgasmwhen they have the sex with you and they say that at your ugly faces that their only use is to scare the fucking roaches out of that piece of shit you call a trailer. Racists cant fuck and they are virgins and always will be cus they have those inchworms in their pants. Mexicans DO fuck. At least they can make a woman reach orgasm. Racists eat out of my hand. I give them rat poison and they say they love it. You racists are just made to serve people. You dont deserve to live. You bigots are worthless. And i DO say that at your ugly ass faces. You have fatass bodies. You racists just go hide behind that little nintendo dsi while we take your bigot women and show them a good time. After all, why would a bigot woman want to be with a man that lives in a trailer that gets rotten in a hurricane and doesnt know SHIT, when she can go to a real mexican man ( that IS LEGAL, of course) and can make her reach orgasm, can be so good at sex that he can make her say “AYAYAY!!!!!!” and “AY DIOS MIO!!!” and can afford a real house! Fucking bigots suck it and say they luv it all nite long. Now go back at your positions! Time to suck my dick.
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These jokes are not funny. I hope you got your dick sucked.
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These aren’t even close to being funny. I’m not even Mexican and I am offended. I don’t want to sound like a racist, like all I look up is Mexican jokes. I look up jokes for every nationality, white, black, asian, etc. But never have I seen a more racist website with crap that ain’t even funny. I can’t believe that someone would tell these and say, hey, these are awesome. Whoever published these deserves to get the crap beat out of them. Rot in hell!
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fuck ya dat is tru we mexican women want good
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MEXICANS #1 MISS UNIVERSE
MEXICANS #1 HARDWORKERS
MEXICANS #1 LOVERS
MEXICANS #1 BOXERS
MEXICANS #1 FOR SO MANY THINGS..
VIVA MEXICO CABRONES
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I agree to every “Mexicans are #1″ that you said, specially when it comes to love, but Mexicans are #1 in boxing is questionable. Well we cannot argue the fact that there are plenty of good mexican boxers but they all got beaten by Manny Pacquiao (Filipino, like me ^_^). But the thing is, only one Filipino excelled in boxing and there are lots of mexicans who excelled. Talking about boxing, a big black guy named Clottey was like a punching bag to Pacquiao. All Clottey did was defend itself from the maelstrom of punches. Let’s admit – the world waited for that fight and everyone can say that that wasn’t a good fight. That was boring.
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and?!…
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i read some of the comments on these jokes…. and i am just astonished at the level of racism that is so blantly thrown around…. we are all HUMAN! what does it matter that we look different? it doesn;t make any of us better that others or worse than others….. it saddenns me that so many negativity is sprung up over a few jokes, which i found funny even though i’m mexican as well….
i know that there are people out there that realize that racsism is stupid and useless now, and that these racist jokes are all stereo-types. those of you that are offended by these jokes…. what are you doing looking them up?
i pray that someday all of this stupididy will end…..
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You are totally right. Racism is pointless. I mean, racists just bash other people just cus theyre different. Its weird. And they say that theyre all that, but its just that…well… we dont need them at all. I mean look, we all know that racism doesnt accomplish anything. THERE!!!!! It doesnt accomplish anything! Now here is a scenario. Lets say that a mexican/black/asian/white/etc. just recently created an invention that will revolutionize the way we live. Then, a racist comes, and, because he is racist, he grows jealousy and because of that, kills him. Boom. Another great mind unheard of because of racism. In fact, racism WORSENS the way we live. Its true. It does. If racism never existed, think of the utopia we would live in. Now, people could be racist because they were raised that way, are idiots, or they have flaws they can handle and so look for negative stereotypes on other people so they feel better about themselves. To the ones that were raised that way, i dont really blame them. They were raised that way and didnt know any better. To the other ones, well, its their fault. They know they are wrong and cant face the truth. Its true. And its just stupid on what they base their insults on. They base it on stereotypes and not fact. So its not valid. Also, how they try to insult you is also stupid. They call me beaner/wetback/spic. Its just stupid. If you are racist, dont bother calling me a beaner/wetback/spic. First of all, its stupid. Second, you dont insult me. Third, its just a word. Fourth, you are no better. And last, you need to actually DO something to insult me. And to the people that say, “its just a joke”, you are right. It wasnt made to spark hate. It was made to spark HUMOUR. And hey, i gotta say, some of these are pretty funny. Im talking to the RACISTS ont the comments, not to the people that made the jokes. Dislike or reply all you want, it doesnt change the fact that racism is pointless. Thanks for reading. My name is listen, and god bless you.
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Seriously! Dislike all you want! Like I give a damn! By disliking you are lying to yourself AND wasting your time on pointless things! Serioisly if you are a racist you deserve to go to the mental hospital! God! Cant you racists do anything right! lol! Its funny to see racists go like “mexicans this mexicans that mexicans this mexicans that mexicans this” shut the fuck up and worry about YOURSELF for a change! Wow! Go back to hell you know that place where you came from!
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THiss SHit iS N0t FuNNY! 0K THiS iS Bull SHit!!!! DNt HAtE 0N MExiCAN’S CuZ u ANit 0NE!!! kk!
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Racists are dick suckers that prostitute themselves because that is the only thing they could do right.
they deserve to die and dont have a reason in life to live for. They are a waste of god’s creation. They are an error in humanity. DEATH TO ALL RACISTS! 
… Im bord and i could only think about this so… Dont call me a spic or wetbak im white.
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haha u cunt black
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Haha you learn to speak
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haha good pont
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haha what are you talking about?
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TO ALL RACISTS,
It looks like you guys have some problems with mexicans. Why do you guys hate them? Is it because you are so insecure about yourselves and then try to find negative stereotypes on mexicans so you can feel better about yourselves? You feed yourselves with lies and then you go target more and more people so you become more isolated from humankind. You feed yourselves with lies, and you know it. You cant handle the truth that you are imperfect you insecure pieces of shit. You are also hypocritical. You say that mexicans are pieces of shit, but YOU are the pieces of shit because you watch kiddie porn and you cant get a girlfriend cus youre a fat dumbass and you cant make good about yourself. You guys are a fucking parasite to our society! Judging people by the color of their skin what the fuck is wrong with you guys!? Black people are awesome! Im not black but hey, they are cool and you guys are just jealous because you guys will never be awesome like them. You racists are just a piece of shit to our society. The kkk is just a feel better group that is a disgrace to white people. They cant make a good of themselves so they just try to see other peoples flaws and try to feel better just because of lies. So pathetic.The kkk kkkould kkkiss my ass. The kkk kkkould suckkk my dickkk. Also, before you call me a beaner/ wetback (which is something stupid to do), just know that im 100% WHITE! And dont be too stupid to call me a cracker, because you racists are also crackers. Now go back to your kkkidie porn fucking pedophiles.
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Also no matter how much you cry, reply to me with stupid ass crap you think will offend me, and dislike this comment, you racists are still PIECES OF SHIT!!!!! No matter what you do it wont change it and you know it. All you can do is prostitute yourslves. Now go take your baby and get out of here!!!!!!
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ur fuckin retarded. black people r cool but fuck niggers. they can suck it. fuck them and there big cocks
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Do any of you guys want to come around and blow off some steam?
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Actually, if I’m not mistaken you are also “hiding behind the computer screen” and you guys need to think of terms that can actually offend white people, because I can’t think of one white person that I know that is offended by the words “honkey” or “cracker” but nice try:)
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Hey u dumb asses!! i got yah a new one!! Did you hear about the winner of the Mexican beauty contest? i did!!! and she’s miss universe!!! yeah assholes!! u better listen up!!! Miss Mexico won Miss Universe!! there yah go!! we won!! in your little cock sockers faces!!! thats why u all are so screwed up!! because all yo do is screw with everybody !! so leave us alone!!!
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I admit we do suck cocks sometimes. Don’t they do that in Mexico? Only joking, I love the brown ones.
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just thought that i’d let you know that this was the first time mexico has ever won that contest and american has won it more than any other country
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Think of terms? That won’t be necessary. I’m sure you offend your husband anytime you take off you clothes. Buck tooth bitch!
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I agree! You can call me “honkey”, “cracker”, “whitey”, or any other racial slur and just know that’s what I am and d@@m proud of it.
I am by no means racist against all Mexicans, but they should draw the line somewhere. If you come here with “all” your family to make a better lfe for the kids, that’s great but don’t come here just to get on welfare. I for one am sick and tired of paying taxes in for Mexicans to drive their Escalades and Navigators and then go in Walmart and spend $1000 in groceries with their foodstamp card. Our government should set limitations on their programs.
Y’all talk about how bad it is in Mexico, yet you come here waving the Mexican flag around. If it means that much to you, take your a$$ back. The Mexicans I have NO respect for are the lazy, nasty, and disrespectful ones. Have 15 kids running around at home cheating on your wife, y’all are a disgrace to the Mexican race. You aren’t from here and shouldn’t get anything the USA has to offer its citizens. GO HOME!
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IS this white craker serious?
Mexicans dont get help from the goverment only Black and Whites do We work hard all day To get Good Cars And a Nice House Also a good life.
You know you whites should try that some time insted of beating your Wives or what you call them ”Bitches” you should try it
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WOW ! Haha. Stop fucking talking about mexicans! They are not “wet backs ” and i am NOT a “nigger”. Get the fuck out of here with the RACIST BULLSHIT . If im a “nigger” and “ape” , & they’re “wet backs” and “spics” , then all the RACIST (not all , just the racist) white people are : HONKEYS AND CRACKERS.
Damn ; its jokes. . .if you cant laugh at the jokes then dont get on the fucking website! its just common sence! :/
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I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ALL THE SPICS ON HERE, YOU MAY BE SMELLY, NASTY WETBACK PIECES OF SHIT, BUT YOU ARE STILL BETTER THAN THE WORTHLESS NIGERS THAT ARE PLAGUING AMERICA. IN FACT, YOU BEAN EATING WASTES OF LIFE COULD BE TEN TIMES THE PIECE OF SHIT YOU ARE NOW, AND YOU STILL WOULDN’T BE AS BAD AS A LAZY, WELFARE LEECHING, CRACK SMOKING, CRIME COMMITING, CHILD ABANDONING/BOILING, STINKING NIGGER.
TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT OR AS AN INSULT. YOU ARE STILL WORTHLESS!!!!!
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shut up u stuppid spik go suk yo dads dik nigga mexicans and blaks rule we worrk more dan yu crakers
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It looks like you have some problems with mexicans. Why do you hate them? Is it because you are so insecure about yourself and then try to find negative stereotypes on mexicans so you can feel better about yourself? You feed yourself with lies and then you go target more and more people so you become more isolated from humankind. You feed yourself with lies, and you know it. You cant handle the truth that you are imperfect you insecure piece of shit. You are also hypocritical. You say that mexicans are pieces of shit, but YOU are the piece of shit because you watch kiddie porn and you cant get a girlfriend cus youre a fat dumbass and you cant make good about yourself. Also black people are awesome! Im not black but hey, they are cool and you are just jealous because you will never be awesome like them. You are just a piece of shit to our society. The kkk is just a feel better group that is a disgrace to white people. They cant make a good of themselves so they just try to see other peoples flaws and try to feel better just because of lies. So pathetic.The kkk kkkould kkkiss my ass. The kkk kkkould suckkk my dickkk. Also, before you call me a beaner/ wetback (which is something stupid to do), just know that im 100% WHITE! And dont be too stupid to call me a cracker, because you are also a cracker. Now go back to your kkkidie porn fucking pedophile.
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But they are so cute, let’s face it.
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Look at you trying to look cool and tough in front of your little 13 year old girlfriends. Cant you do something else besides hating people because they are better than you and trying to online date minor girls online and appear on dateline, stupid pedo?
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What if the person who wrote these jokes were half white & half mexican. I’m mexican,white & native american . Mexicans are racist too! No race,religion,or country is perfect! We all fucked up! I had mexicans who were racist to me,cause I looked white. But mexicans from Mexico are part white too,cause they are mixed with spainards when Spain used to own Mexico. That’s why you have light brown mexicans. Some mexicans in Mexico are light skinned with blonde hair & blue eyes. And America should for everybody cause America was land that was taken from the Native Americans,French,Irish,Russians & Mexicans. The Irish camed here before the British camed & took over. And The Spainards took California,Nevada,Utah,Arizonia,New Mexico,Texas & Colorado from The Native Americans. That’s why we have the Missions. The Spainards wanted The Native Americans to become Catholic. We all should get along! I think race jokes are funny if they are done in good taste! I don’t get mad & offended when people say jokes about my Mexican,White & Native American race!
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Yes, Mexicans are cute and so racist too. I have heard them at it.
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Why shouldnt white people go swimming?
btw…dont forget ladie liberty’s book of recipies, her boiling pot has all kinds. 
Because crackers get soggy when wet….. Its just a joke, no biggie xD XD XD
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A cracker girl came up to her dad who was sitting in a beaten up armchair. “Pa, kin ah borrow the truck to-nahgt?” she asked. Her dad looked up to her and said, “Darlin’, yew know what yew haf t’do if’n yew wants to borrer th’ truck.” “But Pa! Ah haf t’go naow!” the cracker girl cried. Her daddy stood up and unzipped his pants. “Yew know perfectly well what yew haf t’do. On yer knees, *****!” The cracker wench complied and started sucking her dad’s ****. After a few seconds she stopped in disgust and looked up to her dad. “Gee Pa, yore **** shore tastes like shit!” Her dad slapped his forhead and said, “Dammit, Ah forgot! Ah already loaned the truck to yer brother just a few minutes ago!”
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thats gross haha
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if it wasn’t for white people there wouldn’t even be an America where Mexicans come to get everything free and cheat the government and united states citizens out of their hard earned money by crossing the border illegaly and forcing people like me to pay taxes for their medicaid and health insurance so they don’t have to. they’re the reason this country is so fucked up. illegal aliens cost the government billions of dollars annualy and Obama can’t get his head out of his ass far enough to see that. I don’t know why all of you mexicans do is complain, the government treats immigrants better than it’s own citizens.
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Its not really white peoples country all christopher colombus did was take over the credit of the native people.So really all he did was rape girls and put a name on this so you call A nice country.
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Haha you’re a dumbass. Columbus wasn’t white you moron. He was Spanish and he didn’t even discover America, he discovered Cuba and El Salvador. know what you’re talking about before you try to make up a comeback you fucking idiot.
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He wasn´t Spanish…he was Italian you dumb ****!
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People who know they are in the wrong always get defensive.
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I’m sick of people getting so offended over jokes. Yes people these are just JOKES. White people are not racist, it’s the other way around. 97% of black people voted for Obama. I don’t think that is a coincidence. 45% of White people voted for Obama. That’s almost half. But maybe if that 45% didn’t vote for Obama there wouldn’t be some liberal in the white house running this country into the ground.
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Damn, we can’t even tlak about Mexican Jokes without Obama being brought into it.
Besides, Obama is human. We’re doing pretty much the best we can to stop illegal immigration without Mexico waging war with us. We can’t have robots that shoot laser beams at any Mexican who even gets 100 yards of the border.
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fuck all u hates via la usa i lov beans
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I’m sick of everyone talking about how white people are racist. These are just jokes people. If you’re going to get offended by reading these jokes than why would you look them up? I’m sure mexicans have jokes about white people too. Get over yourselfs
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Y0 Y0 PPL 0MG!!!! G0SH WHY WE G0TTA HATE 0N PPL..IF WHITE PPL OR CRACKERS HAHA JUST STOP FUCKEN HATING ON US MEXICANS THERE WOULD BE NO HATE..DAMN!!! FUCKEN CHILL WHITE PPL ND BLACK PPL! US MEXICNAS ARE THE BEST HAHA!!!!
VIVA MEXCIO PUTO!!!HAHA
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Thats cool jokes about maxican
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hey I do think some of these things are really mean but I have no problem with mexicans. I mean…Some of them I do but only if they are illigal. I mean it’s okay if youre in the us but you could just get a certificate. I do not care if you are born here under illigals cause that’s not your fault :p In fact I’m learning spanish cause I know a girl who can’t speak english and really want to befriend her. and she goes to school and has told me she wants to graduate colledge . so not all mexicans turn out bad. I hope this message offended nobody
But not all mexicans are the same and I think america needs to learn that. (yes I am a white american and think this) so for all you mexicans who think all whites are bad…just know there are always some who aren’t.
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I totally agree with you two girls. And its true, not all white people are bad. Neither are mexicans. Its just that racist whites try to put a bad name on their race. Same thing with mexicans. The illegals put a bad name on their race. Racist are a disgrace to humankind. Just sad. What you are doing is good. Go help her. All races have to work together and make a better society for everyone. I dont knowabout racists… They arent accomplishing anything… Btw im 1/2 mex 1/2 white.
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See, now if all of the words “White” were replaced with “Mexican” and vice versa, that comment would had near infinite thumbs down.
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Fuck Up Haters!
Mexicans Rule This Bitch Hoe!
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BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha FUCK YEW
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why dont you f yourself you bithch you incompitant moron most people who hate these jokes are mexicans like you stupid idiot im not offened and im parcially mexican there funny you fool judt start playing with your pussy you heathen you are a subprotazo and well always sleather on you back and act like a moron
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look at the mirrar fuck you
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no fuck u haha
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I would like to write a second coment jus a real short one umm id like all yu illigals that are always bitchen on white ppl and america allways talkin shyt about us to think about all tha men and wemon in tha millitary that fight to give you the right to say things like that think about it-levi/14/amarilloTX
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What kind of a man are you? Talking to a girl like that.douchebag!!!!!
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im talking bout mexican dude
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who me bitch
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FUCK ALL THE FUCKN WHITE PEOPLE WHO WROTE THESE RACIST JOKES, MEXICANS DO MORE WORK THAN THE FUCKN WHITE PEOPLE IN THE COUNTRY, MEXICAN ARE THE BEST, WHITES ARE THE FUCKN STUPIDEST, FUCK WHITE BITCHES
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If mexicans are so much better and all the white ppl like meh are so fucking stupid why do yu go through so much shit to get across tha border and come to america with us stupid ass white ppl cuz there’s a shitload of us here and there’s a dam good share of white ppl that work there asses off every dam day and I’m one of them I’m 14 and have been working on a ranch by amarillo TX scince I was 8 and I work from dawn to dusk I don’t need some damn wellfare wetbacks tellin meh about work so why don’t yu illigals go back home wit yur kind where yu don’t have to worry about us and if yu work as hard as yu say yu do then you’d bemakin good hard earned money like me and not have to worry about comin over here and if yu ohnestly wanna be an american citezen then pay a few hundred bucks and learn the bill of rights its that damn easy I’m. Not one bit racicst not one bit but it pisses me off when just damn nvm y’all on here are all talk email meh at removed idk why yu would but yea go for it later
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Tough words for a person that barely spells right. Dude, illegals can spell way much better than you. Btw dont ever reveal your age on the internet pedophiles could get you… Oh wait there arent any pedophiles that want you. Just go away. Nobody wants you.
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Stay in school and learn english.
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All these white people need to go back to Europe where they belong. I’m half Native American and half Mexican. White people are the biggest wetbacks. They crossed a damn ocean!
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leval you son of a bitch
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And also. White people do work so some of you are not all true. Infact I’m in school and planning on being successful. And Fyi to other white people. Mexicans work too. Some may not but I know some who are very hardworking like us americans.
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calm down they are very funny learn how to take a joke!
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LMAO!! Those dumbasses just do the work us whites refuse to do and you get paid less for doing it. So who’s the idiot now?
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U dumb Mexicans, y it always gotta be white people who tell jokes. U think blacks and Jews and Arabian fuckers don’t clown either. U fucks always got some Shit say about white people but all talk wanna.fuck white women. Live in white neighbor hoods, go to white schools. Get a fucking grip. These were probably all wrote by Mexicans. Oh and what do u call a bunch of Mexicans standing around a.house holding hands….. a spic-It fence LOL quality racism from a white guy
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Tough words for a pussy.You are so stupid you could have used all that time you used to write all that crap to get a life!!!! You need to go to the mental hospital. Racist people are the scum of the world. They are no better and they dont have the social skills to have any friends. You say you have friends than you must be confusing the word friends and the word co-workers. I bet you get sad even if they see a damn carpool lane. You must still live with your mom. Every body hates you. You can change and be normal. You could start by throwing a football to a wall. You are a damn pussy. If mexicans heard your pathetic comment they would be the sh it out of you and you would go to effin hell and be so sorry. They would torture you day after day after day after day until you begged for death because you deserve it. Now i am mexican, your jokes are offensive and stupid. By the way the reason why there are no insults to racist whites because EVERYBODY ELSE is smart to realize that there is no point to racism and wasting you whole life.. Racists should go suck a di ck. At least racists are accomplishing something. Fuc king redneck. Now either go cry to your nazi fu ckers or complain about your mobile home being destroyed by a tornado.PWNED BIT CH!! Oh yeah thats right a mexican said all that!!!
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Dude Racism Killer, calm down these are just jokes you’re being ridiculous and while you are trying to sound intelligent, you actually sound like a child. I don’t know why you Mexicans get so offended over stupid stuff like this. White people don’t get offended over jokes, but, let’s be honest the terms “Honkey” and “Cracker” have nothing to do with white people, and when you say “tough words from a pussy” are you inquiring that he is a pussy because he said those things over the internet? Because you’re talking bad about him over the internet too. or are you just assuming that he’s a pussy?
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Im not effended by the jokes im offended by the people. The jokes are funny.
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Nobody more racist than mexis. I say ALL of them under 25, … get rid of them. The older ones are cool. The punks have attitudes and commit crimes. Did you know that Illegal Alien means just that? It is a CRIME to just BE HERE like that. Why can’t you do like the Spanish, or Portuguese, or Germans or whatever, … and come in LEGALLY, … and LEARN ENGLISH! GO ARIZONA!
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Tough words for a pussy.You are so stupid you could have used all that time you used to write all that crap to get a life!!!! You need to go to the mental hospital. Racist people are the scum of the world. They are no better and they dont have the social skills to have any friends. You say you have friends than you must be confusing the word friends and the word co-workers. I bet you get sad even if they see a damn carpool lane. You must still live with your mom. Every body hates you. You can change and be normal. You could start by throwing a football to a wall. You are a damn pussy. If mexicans heard your pathetic comment they would be the sh it out of you and you would go to effin hell and be so sorry. They would torture you day after day after day after day until you begged for death because you deserve it. Now i am mexican, your jokes are offensive and stupid. By the way the reason why there are no insults to racist whites is because EVERYBODY ELSE is smart to realize that there is no point to racism and wasting you whole life.. Racists should go suck a di ck. At least racists are accomplishing something. Fuc king redneck. Now either go cry to your nazi fu ckers or complain about your mobile home being destroyed by a tornado.PWNED BIT CH!! Oh yeah thats right a mexican said all that!!!
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lol, racism killer, you are racist against a race of racists. Also you are not nearly as smart as you think. I’d baash you more but your not really worth my time. Besides, I wouldn’t want you to steal a white mans WIFI to comment back using a stolen laptop. lol
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Stupid dipshit you think you can bash me with pixels going black!? How more stupid can you be you piece of fuckin shit go open your mouth and get your tounge out thats all you are worth. The only way to make you shut up is for you to suck a dick. Btw if im not worth your time then why bother put that stupid comment over there? Why bother bash mexicans if its not worth it? Think about it what are you accomplishing? Btw stop using your moms desktop shell find out the racist crap you put here and shell spank your ass.
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You know what this isnt worth it. Im leavin. At least im smart enough to realize that this isnt accomplishing anything. Btw you cant accomplish anything by being racist… Really… so i suggest you also leave, because you are wasting your time and if you put another stupid comment, i wont see it, cus im gone, and you could be missing some nice things anyways. Well, i gotta go. Bye bitch. Dont miss another dick to put in your mouth.
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Racism Killer your right my mom is gonna find out and im gonna suck my own dick. Im a little pussy faggot without a life. I dont belong here in this society. I deserve to go to hell and fuck myself to the death. I really wish i had a friend…
I HATE MYSELF AND MY 3 INCH COCK!!!!!!!!! Mommy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Please racism killer dont leave! I want to suck your dick! Please! Just the tip of it!!!!! Please…
please help me!! Im a little pussy!!!!! Will that help it… Please!!! I just wnt you to know no matter what i say after this ill still believe what i stand for!! And that is that i want to suck your dick!!!!!!!!!!!! I wanr to give free blowjobs! Its all im worth!!!! BLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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These jokes are mostly about our height. What? you white people arent tall either. atleast we got bodies. unlike them white guys, Short and fat
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listen lady white are very beautiful and we have some of the tallest people in the world so shut up!
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*people
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wtf? Jordan Farmar is like the only white guy i know is effin tall. but whatevers think what ever the hell you want
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This is a little too rasict for my taste. White people are so messed >.>
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Racist Mexicans, … if you hate your own country so fucking much, … wht couldn’t you sneak into another. BTW, … White (White average ht 5-10 1/2 – - – Hispanic avg ht 5-8) Stupid
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Because the best opportunities are here.
If Rick Scott brings the Arizona Immigration Law To Florida, I will tell every child I know not to stand up for the pledge of allegiance at school and then have a white bitch teacher complain about it.
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rod go to elenferno puto if you tell learn spansh go to hell and if u do when i find u u are going to wish that this day was over hoto
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these jokes arent even funnyat all put some bettter ones damit
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ok ik these r mexican racist jokes but lets not get offended they r just jokes…their r jokes about white ppl in spanish this ik so y r us mexicans getttong offeneded when whit ppl do it to us?? oh well…
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all u white asses loose your job and go straight to unemployment checks. while mexicans go work theirs asses of in the fields. if were so great you go and work in the fields like we do. you r why the usa has no money get uf and get a real job. WHITE TRASH
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hi some of them are just to off the subject now those are racist people that have no life
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha . Figures. You are DUMB! Yeah whites lose their job, and go on unemployment. That is what CITIZENS of this country do. You SNEAK into this country, … are too stupid to learn the language, pop out 12 kids, and go on WELFARE!
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stupid jokes are all racist who wrote them the kkk.
white people r so racist.
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These Jokes suck.! Whatever motherfuckrr wrote this worthless shit is a lonly as mo’fo. anywhoo YALL JUST GOONNA have to deal with Mexicans the rest of their lifes! Cause wer awesome like that Betchez
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oooh yea awesome girl you son of a bitch
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Omy gosh how old are you? 5! Grow up and be a man you son of a whore.!
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who is dam taking you son of a bitch stupid name awesome girl
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ETF!..This is pure RACISMS BITCHES..U guys should thxnk mexican cuss they r the ones that do hard work unlike the res of the ppl just sit on their lazy asses!..soo before talking shit think whos better than who u piece of shit!!..
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@ nathan. sorry to hear about your brother and mother. thats how wetbacks and niggers are. they aint shit unless they got their gay homies backing them up. I wish the government would just start killing wetbacks and niggers at will. but since we have a nigger president that wont happen any time soon. hopefully we get some right wing mother fucker who finally says fuck wetbacks and niggers and just starts blowing their ass away. fuck yeah.
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U would have da shit u have knw if it wasn’t for us mexican dumbfuck mexican work harder den anyone else stupid idiot
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well then your probably mexican you stupid wet back piece of shit whore that only cares about money.
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Actually that’s not true because the only things white people would be missing out on is a yard with freshly cut grass.
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Yep they do work harder than anyone else. Too stupid to do office work. Can’t even learn English
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And tell me, do you know a language other than English?
If you don’t, then you are a hypocrite.
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rod u are still with that you niga pinci puto
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These jokes r all racist plus us mexican r da ones that fuckin did every thing here
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NO BITCH KEEP DREAMING YOU WHITE CRACKER PIECE OF SHIT YOU HAVE NO LIFE THATS WHY YOU HATE OTHER RACES GET A GIRLFRIEND AND A BOTTLE OF EXTENZE YOU LITTLE PINK DICK BITCH AND MAYBE RACE WILL BECOME A SMALL FACTOR AND I BET YOU WOULDNT SAY THIS IN A BLACKPERSONS FACE YOU SCRAWNY BITCH YEAH THATS RIGHT KEEP HIDING BEHIND THE COMPUTER SCREEN!! GROW SOME BALLS AND A DICK YOU PUNK FAGGOT DICK IN THE ASS WHITE RACIST CUNT BITCH!!
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Actually, if I’m not mistaken you are also “hiding behind the computer screen” and you guys need to think of terms that can actually offend white people, because I can’t think of one white person that I know that is offended by the words “honkey” or “cracker” but nice try:)
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your stupid. Learn English
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rod wht the hell you son of a bitch wht the hell are you takin about u niga penci puto ers hoto stupdo gega kagda!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hasta la vista, I’ve had enough.
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