A few not so politically correct Michael Jackson Jokes. I wasn’t sure if to put this under the Black Jokes
or White Jokes section, what do you think 
Michael Jackson Joke 01
Bubbles the chimp will be happy Michael Jackson died, his ass won’t be red like a baboons anymore!
Michael Jackson Joke 02
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
Michael Jackson Joke 03
Farrah fawcet died and went to heaven. God gave her one wish. She wished all the children in the world would be safe, so God killed Micheal Jackson.
Michael Jackson Joke 04
I heard Michael Jackson died from a Viagra overdoes when Jon and Kate asked him to come over and babysit.
Michael Jackson Joke 05
McDonald’s made a burger in memory of Michale Jackson, a 50 year old piece of meat between two 10 year old buns.
Michael Jackson Joke 06
Michael Jackson in heaven, just when baby P thought it was safe!
Michael Jackson Joke 07
Since Michael Jackson is 80% plastic when he dies he will be melted into a set of Lego bricks so that little kids can still play with him!
Michael Jackson Joke 08
When MJ woke up in the morning on the day he died, he said he wasn’t feeling himself. It was the little kid from next door.
Michael Jackson Joke 09
Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson Joke 10
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.
Michael Jackson Joke 11
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
Michael Jackson Joke 12
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Michael Jackson Joke 13
Q: What was the first thing Michael Jackson did when he got to heaven.
A: Asked God if he could meet his son.
Michael Jackson Joke 14
Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand.
Michael Jackson Joke 15
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
Michael Jackson Joke 16
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Michael Jackson Joke 17
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Michael Jackson Joke 18
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.
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Omfg funny jokes
Haha Love them
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Because of Michael Jackson’s chin, he could blow his nose and wipe his butt at the same time!!!!!!
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you guys are crazy
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This stuff is not funny but my sisters friends daughter to me this, pledge allegience to the flag michael jackson is a fag he used to play with little toys now he plays with little boys. Bad but funny
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You guys suck donkey balls nd the retard who made this site spelled michael wrong (michale) learn to spell. King of pop will live on MJ RIP. And how u guys like makin jokes about people what if it was toward u doesnt feel that great pendickos
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OMFG!!!
MICHAEL JACKSON IS A FUCKING LEGDEN AND ALL YOU PEOPLE CAN SUCK MY IMAGINARY PENIS YO!!!€
FUCK YA’LL!!!!!!!!!
I HOPE HE COMES BACK AND RAPES YOU ALL, SINCE HE SUPPOSEDLY IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
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doesnt really work anymore but what is michal jackson and farrah fawcet getting for christmas?
Patrick Swazey
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Q.what did the women say to michael jackson at the beach?
A.get out of my son.
lol
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what the diffrance between michael jacson and a ps2 nothing there both back plastic and get turned on by kids
funarly announsers have declaired michael jacson will be melted in to toys so kid can play with him for a change!
lol f**k micheal jacson!
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okay,here’s the scoop.i have to admit some were pretty funny,but come the fuck on!!!!don’t you think ya’ll being a bit too harsh on these jokes?I LOVE MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!(yes, in that way)and it killed me inside when he died.I know that i’m only 14,and i’m in love with an 50-year-old possible pedophile.(which i’m not calling him)so what does that make me, a reverse pedophile???Please leave him alone;and make fun of me…I beg you.
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Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 boy scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink.
The captain announced “We’re sinking! Everyone abandon ship!”
Michael asked, “What about the children?”
The captain replied, “Fuck the children!”
Michael looked around eagerly and asked “Do we have time?”
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Q: Why does Michael Jackson wear a glove?
A: So he won’t leave fingerprints on the kids.
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FUCK YOU!!!
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Q: What was the first thing Michael Jackson did when he heard Sweet Child O’ Mine?
A: Called Guns N’ Roses to see if they could share some of their children with him.
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Q: What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite rock song?
A: Sweet Child O’ Mine.
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Q: What is Michael Jackson’s favorite gospel song?
A: “And then he touched me”
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If you play MJ’s Thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched.
That’s why it is 14 minutes long.
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i no a jokee:D
q whats the difference between michael
jackson and alex fergiieee
a alex fergiieee will be playin giggs in august
hehe
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Q: What did Michael Jackson say when a boy in a car mooned him going down the road?
A: “I’ll be there!”
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