A few not so politically correct Michael Jackson Jokes. I wasn’t sure if to put this under the Black Jokes
or White Jokes section, what do you think 
Michael Jackson Joke 01
Bubbles the chimp will be happy Michael Jackson died, his ass won’t be red like a baboons anymore!
Michael Jackson Joke 02
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
Michael Jackson Joke 03
Farrah fawcet died and went to heaven. God gave her one wish. She wished all the children in the world would be safe, so God killed Micheal Jackson.
Michael Jackson Joke 04
I heard Michael Jackson died from a Viagra overdoes when Jon and Kate asked him to come over and babysit.
Michael Jackson Joke 05
McDonald’s made a burger in memory of Michale Jackson, a 50 year old piece of meat between two 10 year old buns.
Michael Jackson Joke 06
Michael Jackson in heaven, just when baby P thought it was safe!
Michael Jackson Joke 07
Since Michael Jackson is 80% plastic when he dies he will be melted into a set of Lego bricks so that little kids can still play with him!
Michael Jackson Joke 08
When MJ woke up in the morning on the day he died, he said he wasn’t feeling himself. It was the little kid from next door.
Michael Jackson Joke 09
Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson Joke 10
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.
Michael Jackson Joke 11
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
Michael Jackson Joke 12
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Michael Jackson Joke 13
Q: What was the first thing Michael Jackson did when he got to heaven.
A: Asked God if he could meet his son.
Michael Jackson Joke 14
Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand.
Michael Jackson Joke 15
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
Michael Jackson Joke 16
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Michael Jackson Joke 17
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Michael Jackson Joke 18
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.
51 responses to Michael Jackson Jokes
all u fucker and hater out there need to shut the fuck up!!Leave that poor man alone u DONT know him u DONT know what hes been throw for u to be talking shit about him!!!!!
You just hating on him!!!
Go get a fucken life..
It doesn’t matter how you know him “child molester”,”fag”,etc..Whatever u know who he is hes MICHAEL JACKSON back off bitches
TALK ALL THE SHIT U WANT COMMENT ON THIS I DONT GIVE A FUCK ALL U PPL ARE STUPID AND IGNORANT
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calm down…lol
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oh shut up… stupid terrorist
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THESE JOKES ARE TO HARD ON MICHAEL JACKSON.
I LOVE MICHAEL JACKSON.
THEY ARE NOT FUNNY BECAUSE HE IS A GOOD PERSON.YOU are wrong about Michael Jackson.
He had a skin desease.He didn’t even bleach his skin.
We will love and miss the king of pop
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Heyy Most Of You Are Black Eh? But Truley think About It Michael Jackson Turned White init..
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Wow even after his death , people are still so stupid to beleive those rumours , get a life and leave it alone, god damn dumb idiots.
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All you guyz are a bunch of losers for making jokes about a guy who was voted the most influencial person on the planet. by the way u assholes, the little bastard who accused Michael Jackson of sexual harassment has admitted it was a lie. his dumb mother fucker parents told him to do so for money. MJ will always be the best entertainer ever. u guys can burn in hell. fuck u all. except u crystal. thank u .
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yall wrong for talking about THE KING OF POP. Yall peole who said something about MJ yall stoopid.
lol R.I.P MJ LOVE ASIALYN
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you are soooo dumm i adu slap you in your mouth talken about that man
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girl just settle the fuck down you whiny bitch, they are just having some fun
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You guys are disgusting. Shame on you.
http://mjsite.homestead.com/
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his music was pretty good, his morals was all kinds of fucked up, glad hes dead now the world can move on, and all these jokes are gay. im tired of hearing about his dead ass. it doesnt matter if we talk shit now cuz hes dead but im tired of hearing his name.
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a woman started praying to god
may all children be sfe
so god killed micheal jackson
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THIS AINT NO RITE………….since yall keep talk bout mj dick yall must want it ………hop da hell off his jock nd let em R I P………………much luv fo u MJ
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You guys need to leave Michael Jackson alone.. He was the best pop singer ever.. and always will be. He will live on in everybodies life.. and everybody that dont like him well “just beat it” then..
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people who are opposed to micheal jackson jokes. shut the fuck up. u say leave him alone. but y. cuz hes a grear pop singer. yah but that dosent excuse what he did. if he did do it
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you can go scare ur self u little fagits fu
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Y’all kids don’t know good music.
Mj is the king of pop
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THATS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!
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did you hear? michael jackson’s ashes are going to be put into and etch-a-sketch so that kids can still play with his nob.
people think that the king of pop died of a heart attack, but it’s not true; he was found in a yound boy’s bedroom having a stroke.
what’s the difference between casper the friendly ghost and michael jackson? one’s deathly pale and scares children, and one’s a friendly ghost.
have you heard the title of mj’s new book? it’s called the ins and out of a child’s rearing.
what’s the difference between michael jackson and acne? ance waits till 13 to cum all over your face.
mj’s dying wish was to be made into straws so kids can still suck on him.
whats the difference between a slide and michael jackson? kids like to go up and down on a slide. michael likes to go up and down in the kids.
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yuall lame as fuck yall hatin ass crackers need to qet a effin life and leave him the hell alone why eff wit somebody who’s at peace dumbass wtf!! yall make me sick thats why i hate bein mixed effin crackers man!!!
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shut up baby all kids r safe now
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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
Acne wont cum on your face until your 13
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suck balls like yo mama
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fuck y’all mj rules!!!
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fuck y’all mj is the king of pop so beat it!!!
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fuck y’all mj is the king of pop so beat it!!!
bye bitches!!!!!
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fuck you all michael jackson is the king of pop so take my advice and beat it!!!
bye bitches!!!!!
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Omfg funny jokes
Haha Love them
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Because of Michael Jackson’s chin, he could blow his nose and wipe his butt at the same time!!!!!!
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you guys are crazy
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This stuff is not funny but my sisters friends daughter to me this, pledge allegience to the flag michael jackson is a fag he used to play with little toys now he plays with little boys. Bad but funny
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You guys suck donkey balls nd the retard who made this site spelled michael wrong (michale) learn to spell. King of pop will live on MJ RIP. And how u guys like makin jokes about people what if it was toward u doesnt feel that great pendickos
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OMFG!!!
MICHAEL JACKSON IS A FUCKING LEGDEN AND ALL YOU PEOPLE CAN SUCK MY IMAGINARY PENIS YO!!!€
FUCK YA’LL!!!!!!!!!
I HOPE HE COMES BACK AND RAPES YOU ALL, SINCE HE SUPPOSEDLY IS A CHILD MOLESTER!
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so you dont have a penis
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i was wit u till u said dat shit STFU!!!!!!!
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doesnt really work anymore but what is michal jackson and farrah fawcet getting for christmas?
Patrick Swazey
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Q.what did the women say to michael jackson at the beach?
A.get out of my son.
lol
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what the diffrance between michael jacson and a ps2 nothing there both back plastic and get turned on by kids
funarly announsers have declaired michael jacson will be melted in to toys so kid can play with him for a change!
lol f**k micheal jacson!
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first of all before u start talkin bout somebody u need to learn how to spell. Thank You very much ur uneducated(un-ed-u-cat-ed) ass. wait let me spell it where u may be able to understand it because i know the words are to big for u.
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okay,here’s the scoop.i have to admit some were pretty funny,but come the fuck on!!!!don’t you think ya’ll being a bit too harsh on these jokes?I LOVE MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!(yes, in that way)and it killed me inside when he died.I know that i’m only 14,and i’m in love with an 50-year-old possible pedophile.(which i’m not calling him)so what does that make me, a reverse pedophile???Please leave him alone;and make fun of me…I beg you.
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Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 boy scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink.
The captain announced “We’re sinking! Everyone abandon ship!”
Michael asked, “What about the children?”
The captain replied, “Fuck the children!”
Michael looked around eagerly and asked “Do we have time?”
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Q: Why does Michael Jackson wear a glove?
A: So he won’t leave fingerprints on the kids.
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FUCK YOU!!!
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Q: What was the first thing Michael Jackson did when he heard Sweet Child O’ Mine?
A: Called Guns N’ Roses to see if they could share some of their children with him.
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Q: What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite rock song?
A: Sweet Child O’ Mine.
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Q: What is Michael Jackson’s favorite gospel song?
A: “And then he touched me”
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If you play MJ’s Thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched.
That’s why it is 14 minutes long.
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i no a jokee:D
q whats the difference between michael
jackson and alex fergiieee
a alex fergiieee will be playin giggs in august
hehe
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Q: What did Michael Jackson say when a boy in a car mooned him going down the road?
A: “I’ll be there!”
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i hate all of you guyz this man was a GREAT person and a WONDERFUL father as far as im conserned you you all can burn in hell you dumb ass MOTHER FUCKERS why dont you leave MJ in peace
ILOVEYOU MJ
YOU WILL ALWAYS BE THE KING OF POP
<3 BricuamamiiNumba1
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