A few not so politically correct Michael Jackson Jokes. I wasn’t sure if to put this under the Black Jokes
or White Jokes section, what do you think 
Michael Jackson Joke 01
Bubbles the chimp will be happy Michael Jackson died, his ass won’t be red like a baboons anymore!
Michael Jackson Joke 02
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
Michael Jackson Joke 03
Farrah fawcet died and went to heaven. God gave her one wish. She wished all the children in the world would be safe, so God killed Micheal Jackson.
Michael Jackson Joke 04
I heard Michael Jackson died from a Viagra overdoes when Jon and Kate asked him to come over and babysit.
Michael Jackson Joke 05
McDonald’s made a burger in memory of Michale Jackson, a 50 year old piece of meat between two 10 year old buns.
Michael Jackson Joke 06
Michael Jackson in heaven, just when baby P thought it was safe!
Michael Jackson Joke 07
Since Michael Jackson is 80% plastic when he dies he will be melted into a set of Lego bricks so that little kids can still play with him!
Michael Jackson Joke 08
When MJ woke up in the morning on the day he died, he said he wasn’t feeling himself. It was the little kid from next door.
Michael Jackson Joke 09
Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson Joke 10
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.
Michael Jackson Joke 11
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
Michael Jackson Joke 12
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Michael Jackson Joke 13
Q: What was the first thing Michael Jackson did when he got to heaven.
A: Asked God if he could meet his son.
Michael Jackson Joke 14
Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand.
Michael Jackson Joke 15
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
Michael Jackson Joke 16
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Michael Jackson Joke 17
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Michael Jackson Joke 18
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.
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What does Michael Jackson and a silver medalist have in common?
They both came in a little behind!
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Things are getting pretty tough for the Jackson Family now that their Cash Cow Michael is gone. Word has it that they are going to dig the little Freak up. Take his Casket down to CA$H for GOLD. Recycle the plastic facial inserts and rebury what’s left in an unmarked shallow grave.
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Michael Jackson Jokes
Yall are sick in the fuckin head that man is dead and he did alot more than yall will ever do and i hope you all choke to death on fake dicks
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Don’t you mean. He did alot more than he ever got caught for. Choke on that!!!!!!!
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FUCK MJ HE CAN SUCK A SMALL ONE AND DIE AGAIN.NIGGER…
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SHREELA Suck my gun and you will get over it…
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i just want to tell you all. i am a survivor. MJ touched my anus with his tounge. several times. i did it back to him too, several times. now that i am older i feel kind of dirty. Can someone help me? He also touched my we-we and put it in his mouth. one time i accidently peed in his mouth and he wasnt mad. He liked it!
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you guys are fucking assholes. all the shit you say bout him is gun turn back on yer dirty asses. and thats good because yal have no mutha fuckin respect you assholes, you guys are retarded i hope yal mutha fucks die and people make jokes bout yall, kuz i’m sure gunna you fuckinq cruel bitches. DAMN I FUCKIN HATEEEEE THEE HATERZ.
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Come on swatstishit, we know thats you.
Q. How did Micheal jackson give swatstikka an personalized autograph?
A. By shitting on his face.
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HEWAS A NIGGER SO ARE CHILDREN ARE SAFE OR I WOULD HAVE …
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please do the world a favor. Go find a toilet flush it, then jump in you piece of shit.
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No one cares if he was innocent or not the are just jokes, get over yourself.
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YOU YOU DUMB CUNT
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Damn right. These are just jokes. Geez.
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Niggers will always be niggerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs….
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i feel so sorry for micheal
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thankssssssss<3
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You should feel sorry for the Devil. Now he has to listen to fucking Michael Jackson music for all of eternity. Talk about torture.
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Hahahahaahaha!!!!
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heyy all u haters,fuck u,u obviously don’t know anything what ‘paedo’ would actually admit to sleeping in a childs bed NONE that proves he was innocent and sleeping in a bed doesen’t mean anything thats exactley whatt court said ‘INNOCENT’
ohh and by the way after michael died the boy admitted to lying nice try people but it just didn’t work !!!
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Michael Jackson Jokes
Jury Fee for Innocent Verdict 12 Million.
Payment for free ride on Molestation Charge 20 Million.
Chance to trash Michael Jackson for both Life and Death Priceless!!!!
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one with a damn good attorney.
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So you mean the kid lied that michael jackson sucked his cock and pedophiled the shit out of him? Did they ran a DNA test on his dick to see if there is any MJ saliva on it?
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