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What do Microsoft and a halter top have in common? Both offer very little support! Permalink Microsoft and a Halter Top...
There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a couple of very important executives on board. He was coming into Seattle airport through thick fog with less than 10 miles visibility...
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they entered the real world.- Microsoft: "How much are you going to pay today?"- MTV: "Loud and easy to spell."- Saks 5th...
An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The manager there arranges for him to take an aptitude test (Section: Floors, sweeping and cleaning).After the test, the manager says,...
If Microsoft made toastersEvery time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have to buy a toaster. You wouldn't have to take the toaster, but you'd still have to pay for it anyway. Toaster...
I'M EXTREMELY ADEPT AT ALL MANNER OF OFFICE ORGANIZATION: I've used Microsoft Office.I'M HONEST, HARD-WORKING AND DEPENDABLE: I pilfer office supplies.MY PERTINENT WORK EXPERIENCE INCLUDES: I hope you don't ask me about all the McJobs...
PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN It Still Does Nothing SCSI System Can't See It DOS Defunct Operating System BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control IBM I Blame Microsoft DEC Do Expect Cuts CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position....
A magazine recently ran a "funny management quotes" contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life dysfunctional managers. Here are the top ten finalists: Funny Management Quote 01 "As of tomorrow, employees will...
Barbie Doll Joke 1 There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Crash Test Barbie ...comes with car and brick wall Barbie Doll Joke 2 There is a new Barbie...
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