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- You are so knowledgeable about technology that you feel secure enough to say "I don't know" when someone asks you a technology question instead of feeling compelled to make something up.- You rotate your...
My housecat went down to the local military recruiting depot to sign up for the service. He came back about two hours later and sadly explained that he couldn't enlist because he would have to...
My housecat went down to the local military recruiting depot to sign up for the service. He came back about two hours later and sadly explained that he couldn't enlist because he would have to...
Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.Corollary: You are never given enough time or money. Read in full at Lerman's Law of Technology...
How do amoebas keep in touch?With cell phones. Permalink Technology-Enabled Amoebas...
My wife never quite got the hang of the 24-hour military clock. One day she called the orderly room to speak with me. The person who answered told her to call me at the extension...
During a visit to a military medical clinic, I was sent to the lab to have blood drawn. The technician there was friendly and mentioned that his mood improved every day because he was due...
I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping...
- The thought that a CD could refer to finance or music rarely enters your mind.- You are able to argue persuasively the Ross Perot's phrase "electronic town hall" makes more sense than the term...
A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to pull up, but with all their cargo, the plane is too heavy. So he...
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