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SPEAKER: Who among you had experienced having sex with a ghost? (A farmer raised his hand). SPEAKER: Really? How does it feel to have sex with a ghost? FARMER: Ooops, i thought you said goats!!! ...
Two Ponca men were sitting out on a back road visiting. All at once there was a tapping on the window."Ah Hoh!""Hey guy!""I think there is a ghost tapping on the window!"Sure enough a wizened...
A very sick man is in the hospital, and on many drugs which give him bowel problems. After many false alarms, he accidentally craps himself. Very embarrassed, he balls up the sheets and throws them...
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Ghost Joke 1 How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living? By appearing in television spooktaculars. Ghost Joke 2 What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost. Fasten your...
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him Bush asks him, "George, what''s the best thing I can do to help...
Two old guys, Abe and Sol, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, like they do every day. Abe turns to Sol and says, "Do you think there's baseball in...
A magazine recently ran a "funny management quotes" contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life dysfunctional managers. Here are the top ten finalists: Funny Management Quote 01 "As of tomorrow, employees will...
Halloween Joke 1 What do witches eat at Halloween? Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil's food cake and Boo-berry pie. Halloween Joke 2 Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?...
Beauty Joke 1 My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour. Beauty Joke 2 I m not ugly. I could marry anyone I...
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