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People are always on the lookout for a new diet. The trouble with most diets is that you don't get enough to eat (the starvation diet), you don't get enough variation ( the liquid diet)...
An overweight clerk consulted the doctor for advice. The doctor advised that the clerk run 10 miles a day for 30 days. This, he promised, would burn off as much as twenty pounds.The clerk follows...
What do you call a 90-year-old man who can still masturbate? Miracle Whip! Permalink 90-Year-Old Meat Beater...
A new doctor had arrived in town. He could cure anything and anybody. Everyone was amazed with what he could do - everyone except for Mr. Thompson, the town skeptic.Grumpy old Mr. Thompson went to...
- Herblock's Law: If it's good, they will stop making it.- History does not repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other.- It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.- It works better if you...
Adult jokes, not suitable for young children. Adult Joke 1 ----------- A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I...
A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit.... Man: "Hi! Am I ever happy to see you."Girl: "Hi! It seems like...
Mexican Joke 01 A bunch of Mexicans are running down a hill, what is going on? A Prison Break. Mexican Joke 02 Did you hear about that one Mexican that went to college? yeah.. me neither Mexican Joke 03 Did...
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Funny Sex Joke 1 Did you hear about the gay rabbit? He found a hare up his ass. Funny Sex Joke 2 Did you hear about the gay truckers? They exchanged loads. Funny Sex Joke 3 Did...
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