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People are always on the lookout for a new diet. The trouble with most diets is that you don't get enough to eat (the starvation diet), you don't get enough variation ( the liquid diet)...
Jan is terribly overweight, so the doctor hands over a sheet of paper with a diet on it."I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for...
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The parents of two boys (14 and 16 year-olds) went on a trip for the weekend with friends. They left early Friday morning and the boys were left alone at home. That evening the younger...
Some more quick Dumb Blonde jokes to make you laugh. Dumb Blonde Title: Adventures in Disneyland Rating: 4/5 Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in...
1. You dance and it makes the band skip.2. You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.3. You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.4. You go...
What do you call a 90-year-old man who can still masturbate? Miracle Whip!...
A new doctor had arrived in town. He could cure anything and anybody. Everyone was amazed with what he could do - everyone except for Mr. Thompson, the town skeptic.Grumpy old Mr. Thompson went to...
A couple placed an ad, "Have 4 sons, need advice on how to get a daughter." RESPONSES. American: Keep trying! Briton: Change Doctor! Aussie: Follow a special diet. Indian: Practice yoga! Pinoy: LET ME TRY! ...
- Herblock's Law: If it's good, they will stop making it.- History does not repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other.- It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.- It works better if you...
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