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Three women are discussing their teenage daughters. The first declares: "I was so shocked last week. I was tidying my daughter''s room and I found a packet of cigarettes under her pillow. I didn't even...
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1. Clear large space on table for wrapping present.2. Go to closet and collect bag in which present is contained, and shut door.3. Open door and remove cat from closet.4. Go to cupboard and retrieve...
My Parents had not been out together in quite some time.One Saturday, as Mom was finishing the dinner dishes, my father stepped up behind her."Would you like to go out, girl?" he asked.Not even turning...
The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle.He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present."Who is the most obedient?" he asked."Who never talks back to mother?...
No keyboard presentHit F1 to continueZen engineering?Hal, open the fileHal, open the darn file, HalOpen the file, please HalOut of memory.We wish to hold the whole sky,But we never will.Having been erased,The document you're seeking Read...
A US Army private filling out a questionnaire for a correspondence course was stymied by the question, “How long has your present employer been in business?” He thought for a moment, and then wrote, “Since...
The computer company, where my wife works, distributed a corporate-clothing catalogue that included a pair of cuff links. One was inscribed Ctrl (Control) and the other Esc (Escape), just as they look on a computer...
Dec 25 My dearest darling Edward, What a wonderful surprise has just greeted me! That sweet partridge, in that lovely little pear-tree; what an enchanting, romantic, poetic present! Bless you, and thank you. Your deeply loving, Emily Dec. 26 Beloved...
It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of the church was looking over the cradle when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures. Immediately...
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