Posted on October 18th, 2006 in
Really Funny Jokes
My Parents had not been out together in quite some time.One Saturday, as Mom was finishing the dinner dishes, my father stepped up behind her.”Would you like to go out, girl?” he asked.Not even turning around, my mother quickly replied, “Oh, yes, I’d love to!”They had a wonderful evening,
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