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- Whistling underwater is illegal- At one time it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole.- Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.- It is illegal to...
Murphy's Laws of Work 01 All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one's own. Murphy's Laws of Work 02 An "acceptable" level of employment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has...
Yo Mama's so dumb i told her Christmas was around the corner, and she went lookin'. Yo Mama's so dumb I told her she lost her mind, and she started looking for it. Yo...
ROMANCE MATHEMATICSSmart man + smart woman = romanceSmart man + dumb woman = affairDumb man + smart woman = marriageDumb man + dumb woman = pregnancyOFFICE ARITHMETICSmart boss + smart employee = profitSmart boss +...
- A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.- Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.- The more of it you put...
1. I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde. -Dolly Parton2. You see a lot of smart guys with dumb...
Three guys are sitting in a bar when the first guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries an automatic garage door opener in her car and she doesn't have an automatic garage door."The...
- There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.- Mother said there would be days like this, but she...
One day, a very attractive dumb blonde undergraduate visited the professor's office. The blonde under graduate pulled the chair closer to the professor, smiled at him shyly, bumped his knee "accidentally", etc. Finally, the dumb blonde...
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