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Funny Medical Chart Notes 1 Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant. Funny Medical Chart Notes 2 Discharge status: Alive, but without my permission. Funny Medical Chart Notes...
- Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.- Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.- On the second day, the knee was better, and then...
16. The skin was moist and dry.17. Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.18. Patient was alert and unresponsive.19. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.20. Rectal examination...
During a visit to a military medical clinic, I was sent to the lab to have blood drawn. The technician there was friendly and mentioned that his mood improved every day because he was due...
- The principal singer of nineteenth century opera was called pre-Madonna.- Gregorian chant has no music, just singers singing the same lines.- Sherbet composed the Unfinished Symphony.- All female parts were sung by castrati. We...
- On a New York loft building: "Wanted: Woman to sew buttons on the fourth floor." - In a New Hampshire medical building: "Martin Diabetes Professional Ass." - In the office of a loan company: "Ask about...
The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell...
The first graders were attending their first music lesson. The teacher was trying to begin at the beginning. She drew a musical staff on the blackboard and asked a little girl to come up and...
"My daughter says she wants a milkshake. Do you do it before you deliver or do I have to shake the bottle.""Please send me a form for cheap milk, for I have a baby two...
Dec. 31Edward,I thought I said NO MORE BIRDS. This morning I woke up to find no more than seven swans, all trying to get into our tiny goldfish pond. I'd rather not think what's happened...
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