Posted on November 12th, 2006 in
Animal Jokes
Animal Truism Joke 01
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult?
Animal Truism Joke 02
If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket then giving Fido only two of them.
Animal Truism Joke 03
In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.
Animal Truism Joke 04
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
Animal Truism Joke 05
Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
Animal Truism Joke 06
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.
Animal Truism Joke 07
Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.
Animal Truism Joke 08
Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.
Animal Truism Joke 09
We wonder why the dogs always drink out of our toilets, but look at it from their point of view: why do humans keep peeing into their water bowls?
Animal Truism Joke 10
When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
Animal Truism Joke 11
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
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