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ROMANCE MATHEMATICSSmart man + smart woman = romanceSmart man + dumb woman = affairDumb man + smart woman = marriageDumb man + dumb woman = pregnancyOFFICE ARITHMETICSmart boss + smart employee = profitSmart boss +...
Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules.Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives. Read in full at Philosophy and Mathematics...
Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules.Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives. Read in full at Philosophy & Mathematics...
Q: How many men does it take to screw a light bulb into a socket? A: One -- because men will screw anything. Permalink Electricity Mathematics...
Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the Department...
A college graduate applied for a job at the Central Intelligence Agency. Together with several other applicants, he was given a sealed envelope and told to take it to the fourth floor.As soon as the...
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. "What is the meaning of this?" the director asked. "When you applied for this job, you told us you...
Darla had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview went."Pretty good, I think," replied Darla, "but if I go to work there I won't get a vacation...
The junior officers challenged the senior officers at an Air Force Base in North Caroline to see who would donate the most blood.After trying several times to locate a vein in the left arm of...
During a visit to a military medical clinic, I was sent to the lab to have blood drawn. The technician there was friendly and mentioned that his mood improved every day because he was due...
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