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ISDN = It Still Does NothingAPPLE = Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing EntityIBM = I Blame MicrosoftDEC = Do Expect CutsCA = Constant AcquisitionsCD-ROM = Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in MonthsOS/2 = Obsolete Soon, Too.SCSI = System...
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A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the lawyer and the witness:The lawyer: “Did you actually see the accident?”The witness: “Yes, sir.”The lawyer: “How far away were you...
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An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor.The doctor said, “We have three possible donors; tell me which one you want to use. One is a young, healthy athlete...
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American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race on the Detroit River. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance. On the big day, they...
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