“Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.”- Kyoyo, age 11″You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.”-Amir, age 9″Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.”-Kellie, age 11″If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.”-Naomi, age 15″Felt-tip
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