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- "What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; If ATC screws up, .... the pilot dies." - "Never trade luck for skill." - The three most...
"Never trust a dog to watch your food."-Patrick, age 10"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' Don't answer."-Hannah, age 9Never tell your Mom her diet's not working."-Michael, age 14"Stay away...
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"Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time."- Kyoyo, age 11"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk."-Amir, age 9"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts."-Kellie, age 11"If...
My housecat went down to the local military recruiting depot to sign up for the service. He came back about two hours later and sadly explained that he couldn't enlist because he would have to...
My housecat went down to the local military recruiting depot to sign up for the service. He came back about two hours later and sadly explained that he couldn't enlist because he would have to...
My wife never quite got the hang of the 24-hour military clock. One day she called the orderly room to speak with me. The person who answered told her to call me at the extension...
During a visit to a military medical clinic, I was sent to the lab to have blood drawn. The technician there was friendly and mentioned that his mood improved every day because he was due...
A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to pull up, but with all their cargo, the plane is too heavy. So he...
As a member of the organization that installs computer systems aboard Navy ships, I am mindful of how important the off-ship e-mail capabilities are to sailor morale, especially when some vessels are deployed for up...
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