- “Aim towards the Enemy.” - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher
- “Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground.” - USAF
- “When the enemy is in range, so are you.” - Infantry Journal
- “It is generally inadvisable to eject
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