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The following statements about the Bible were written by children and have not been retouched or corrected (i.e., bad spelling has been left in.)- In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, God got tired...
"Why do you keep reading the Bible everyday?" the teenage girl asked her grandfather."Well, it's a bit like cramming for your final exam," said Grandpa. Read in full at Bible Exam...
The visiting Bible school supervisor asks little Johnny during Bible class, "Who broke down the walls of Jericho?"Little Johnny replies, "I dunno, but it wasn't me!"The supervisor, taken aback by Johnny's lack of basic Bible...
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and...
- Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning - cold.- The Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced, and written in a large font.- New edition every two years in order to limit...
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Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting together for Christmas, they discussed the Christmas gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, "I built a big...
Christian Joke 1 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given. Christian Joke 2 A forbidden fruit will create many jams. Christian Joke 3 Come in and have your faith lifted. Christian Joke 4 Give God what's right --...
The 12-year-old boy stood patiently beside the clock counter while the store clerk waited on all of the adult customers first. Finally he got around to the youngster, who made his purchase and hurried out...
One day, three men rushed their wives into the Emergency Room for labor. After a while, the doctor came out and said, "Mr. Smith, Mr. Smith, are you here?""Yes doctor, im right here," he said...
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