- Ahhh…I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again…- I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.- You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.- I have plenty of talent and vision, I just don’t give a darn.- Visualizing? I’m already visualizing the duct tape

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