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A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men use about 10,000 words per day, where as women use 20,000...
My wife was in labor with our first child. Things were going pretty well when suddenly she began to shout, "Shouldn't, couldn't, wouldn't, didn't, can't!""Doctor, what's wrong with my wife?""Nothing. She's just having contractions." Read in...
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the reader who doesn't get it.Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very high.Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then,...
"Welcome to Entropy Burgers -- may I take your order?""I put in disorder a long time ago. The service here is getting worse all the time.""My experience Gibbs me reason to believe you.""I know the...
Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now was very successful. The other had not attended college and never had much ambition.The successful one said, "How has everything been...
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50."The second...
About 1966 or so, a NASA team doing work for the Apollo moon mission took the astronauts near Tuba City where the terrain of the Navajo Reservation looks very much like the Lunar surface.Along with...
Children were called upon in a classroom to make sentences with words chosen by the teacher. The teacher smiled when Jack raised his hand to participate. She gave him the words 'defeat,' 'deduct,' 'defense,' and...
- We build great products when we feel like it and don't have any reason to call in sick.- If at first you don't succeed, try management.- Teamwork means never having to take all the...
An English professor wrote the words, "A woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.The men wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."The women wrote:...
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