Morris goes to the rabbi and says, “I committed a sin and I want to know what I can do to repent.”"What was the sin?” the rabbi asked.”It happened just once,” Morris assures him. “I didn’t wash my hands and recite the blessing before eating bread.”"Nu, if it really only happened once,” the
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