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An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the tech concluded that the computer needed to be brought...
Lawyers and computers have both been proliferating since 1970. Unfortunately, lawyers, unlike computers, have not gotten twice as smart and half as expensive every 18 months. Read in full at Lawyers and computers...
Women claim that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because: 1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 2. They have a lot of data, but...
Funny Computer Joke 1 (A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network? Funny Computer Joke 2 "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981 Funny Computer Joke 3 11th commandment - Covet not thy...
Any time you use a computer, it looks like work to the casual observer. You can send and receive personal e-mail, calculate your finances and generally have a blast without doing anything remotely related to...
486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC. State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't afford. Obsolete: Any computer you own. Microsecond: The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete. G3: Apple's new...
Overheard in a computer shop:Customer: “I'd like a mouse mat, please.”Salesperson: “Certainly sir, we've got a large variety.”Customer: “But will they be compatible with my computer?” Read in full at Overheard in a computer shop......
"Who in their right mind would ever need more than 640k of ram!?" -- Bill Gates, 1981"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." -- Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of...
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- Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my gosh! They've found me!" and bolt. - Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes and then suddenly stop and...
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