Posted on May 29th, 2008 in
Really Funny Jokes
A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain.
“What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?” asked the captain.
“Throw out an anchor, sir.” replied the naval student.
“What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?” asked the captain.
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