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Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'...
Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the Department...
Murphy's Laws of Work 01 All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one's own. Murphy's Laws of Work 02 An "acceptable" level of employment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has...
You Work in Corporate America If Art involves a white board. You Work in Corporate America If Communication is something your group is having problems with. You Work in Corporate America If Free food left over from...
The population of this country is 237 million.104 million are retired.That leaves 133 million to do the work.There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.Of this there are 29...
Murphy Computer Law 1 75% of the bugs laws in this page can be applied to MS Windows (Any version). Murphy Computer Law 2 90% of a programmer errors come from data from other programmers. Murphy Computer...
- I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK?- My mother-in-law has come back as one of the Undead...
IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 desk cubicle. IN PRISON...you get time off for good behaviour. AT WORK...you get...
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* All great discoveries are made by mistake.* Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have...
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