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The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when primitive tribesmen beat out a rhythm on drums to communicate:This fire help. Me GroogMe Lorto. Help. Fire not work.You have flint and...
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies, Air defences were up, with electronic eyes. Combat pilots were nestled in ready-room beds,As enemy silhouettes danced in their heads.Every jet on the apron, each...
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you need some help?" I asked.She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery in this remote door unlocker. Now I can't...
- You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.- You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.- You call your son's beeper to let him...
- When your friend tells you all about his Cressida V6 and you reply "Yeah, I had V5, and it was full of bugs!"- When driving you see a license plate with the letters DSR,...
Several years ago we had an intern who was none too swift.One day he was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?""Just use copier...
One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company. There, he deals with the usual complaints regarding poor pager operation, as well as the occasional crank caller demanding...
- When you convince yourself that Tetris really does improve eye-hand coordination.- When the radio traffic reporter talks about a backup caused by a crash, and you correct her that a backup is good protection...
An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She described the problem and the tech concluded that the computer needed to be brought...
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support. What seems to be the problem?Patron: There's a fly in my soup!Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.Patron: No,...
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