Murphy’s Laws of Work 01
All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one’s own.

Murphy’s Laws of Work 02
An “acceptable” level of employment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.

Murphy’s Laws of Work 03
Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives.

Murphy’s Laws of Work 04
No one gets sick on Wednesdays.

Murphy’s Laws of Work 05
Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it makes it worse.

Murphy’s Laws of Work 06
Success is just a matter of luck, just ask any failure.

Murphy’s Laws of Work 07
The longer the title, the less important the job.

Murphy’s Laws of Work 08
When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, “How would the Lone Ranger handle this?”