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A Lawyer Named Strange

A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer."The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing,...

Funny T-Shirt – Drink Now Puke Later

Drink Now Puke Later T Shirt Type: Funny T-Shirts Drink Now Puke Later novelty t-shirt, made from 100% cotton, available in american apparel, hanes, long sleeve ringer & women's styles. Funny t-shirts for fun loving people.... Drink...

The Difference Between Men and Women

Let's say a guy named Fred is attracted to a woman named Martha. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her...

College Writing

A visitor to a certain college paused to admire the new Hemingway Hall that had been built on campus."It's a pleasure to see a building named for Ernest Hemingway," he said."Actually," said his guide, "it's...

Beer Producers Joke

There's a big conference of beer producers. At the end of the day, all of the presidents of all the beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar. The president of 'Budweiser' orders...

Jet Fuel

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Water

A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later:"Da-ad...""What?""I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?""No. You had your chance. Lights out.""Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad...""WHAT?""I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a...

Peanuts and Cigarettes

A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. The bartender gives him his drink, accompanied by a bowl of peanuts. To his surprise, a voice comes from the peanut bowl. "You...

Monkey Balls Joke

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's enjoying it, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and...

Post-Drinking Dry Cleaning

"Bartender, gimme 'nother drink, says a very drunk man."Sorry sir," replies the bartender. "I have to cut you off.""Just gimme another drink.""O.K. I''ll make a deal with you. I''ll give you another drink and call...