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A guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a blankety-blank checking account" To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?" "Listen up...
A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because,...
Two gas men were out checking meters in a residential neighborhood one day. They parked the truck at the end of the street and worked their way up the street. At the last house, a...
I recently purchased a new PC from one of the major computer manufacturers. I placed my order via the web but asked for them to call me for my credit card information.So, after a couple...
This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular customer had an old console-type machine with a print head that would ride back and forth on a...
An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the...
My daughter called me at work to say I had received a call from "Josh" at the bank regarding my account.Returning the call to my bank, the operator asked what Josh's last name was. I...
When the family car developed a slight knock, the wife asked her husband if he had bought regular or premium gas, but he couldn't remember."You probably got the cheaper gas," she said. "That could account...
I am writing to thank you for bouncing the check with which I endeavoured to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations some three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check, and...
As a new school principal, Mr. Mitchell was checking over his school on the first day.Passing the stockroom, he was startled to see the door wide open and teachers bustling in and out, carrying off...
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