Posted on March 15th, 2008 in
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Jan is terribly overweight, so the doctor hands over a sheet of paper with a diet on it.”I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.When Jan returns, The doctor’s amazed to
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