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A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "Mummy, why is my name Petal?" The mother replied, "Because when you were born,...
North vs. South Joke 1 The North has coffee houses, the South has Waffle Houses. North vs. South Joke 2 The North has Cream of Wheat, the South has grits. North vs. South Joke 3...
Three convicts escape from prison. They make it to a nearby town but are confronted by a policeman. "Hey, aren't you those three escaped convicts?", asked the policeman. Thinking on his feet the first convict looked around...
Rudolph the red nosed wino, Had a very shiny nose, And if you got too close to him, He would take off his clothes. All of the other winos, Used to laugh and call him names, They never let poor Rudolph, Join...
*Juan Valdez names his donkey after you*You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked*You grind your coffee beans in your mouth*You sleep with your eyes open*You have to watch videos in fast-forward*You lick your...
*Juan Valdez names his donkey after you*You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked*You grind your coffee beans in your mouth*You sleep with your eyes open*You have to watch videos in fast-forward*You lick your...
- Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.- Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an...
One day this guy was sitting at this bar in Chicago and looks over and sees this guy that looks exactly like him. He says to the guy, "Hey you look just like me!" The...
A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service. After the benediction, he had planned to call the couple down for a brief wedding ceremony in front of the congregation. For the...
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?" "Ten," she replied. "What are their names?" he asked. "David, David, David, David,...
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