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I just read that last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number? Read in full at Marriage Math...
This poem was written by John Saxon (an author of math textbooks). ((12 + 144 + 20 + (3 * 4^(1/2))) / 7) + (5 * 11) = 9^2 + 0 Or for those who have trouble...
A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission.He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, "Now that's addition."In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said,...
"Psst, c'mere," said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned me off the rainy street into a damp dark alley. I followed."What are you selling?" I asked."Geometrical algebra drugs.""Huh!?""Geometry drugs. Ya...
When Suzy got home, she told her dad that she got a 100 in school.Her dad told her to sit down and tell him all about it.She said, "Well, I got a 20 in math,...
10. There are about 10 types of capacitors.9. Theory tells you how a circuit works, not why it doesn't work.8. Not everything works according to the specs in the databook.7. Anything practical you learn will...
"It's no good, sir," said the hopeless pupil to his English teacher. "I try to learn, but everything you say goes in both ears and out the other.""Goes in both ears and out the other?"...
A Jewish student was doing well in school in all subjects except for Math. So his parents decide to send him to a private Catholic school. While there the boy came home from school and...
You Might Be A Redneck If Higher math means counting over 10. You Might Be A Redneck If The lake has to be restocked after you take a bath. You Might Be A Redneck If You can...
Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now a rigorous mathematical proof has been developed that explains why this is true: Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power. Postulate 2: Time is...
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