Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
“Why?” asks the father.
“The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3?’ and I said ‘6′”"But that’s right!”"Then she asked me ‘How much is 3×2?’”"What’s the blankety-blank difference?”"That’s exactly what I said!”
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This poem was written by John Saxon (an author of math textbooks). ((12 + 144 + 20 + (3 * 4^(1/2))) / 7) + (5...
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" asks the father. "The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' and I said...
I just read that last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number? Read in...
"Psst, c'mere," said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned me off the rainy street into a damp dark alley. I...
When Suzy got home, she told her dad that she got a 100 in school.Her dad told her to sit down and tell him all...
