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There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand.This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyoneelse via any means DO...
- The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.- The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.- The consumption of alcohol may cause...
The American Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage.1. WARNING:...
- Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it! - Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time! - Do not start with me. You will not win. -...
1. You dance and it makes the band skip.2. You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.3. You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.4. You go...
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang.Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there''s a car going the wrong...
At the trial, the engineer insisted that he had given the driver ample warning by waving his lantern back and forth for nearly a minute. He even stood and convincingly demonstrated how he'd done it....
Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident:Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: I could have traveled by bus.A man collided with a cow and completed the requested...
The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit-eating situation. So he puts up a sign that reads: "WARNING! ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAINS CYANIDE!"He smiled smugly as he watched the kids run off the...
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