Politically incorrect nigger jokes.
Nigger Joke 01
How does a nigger pick his nose? From a mail-order catalogue.
Nigger Joke 02
What caused the nigger’s problem? Mother nature.
Nigger Joke 03
What did the nigger exclaim when he say he returned from the health spa? I need something illegal to smoke and alcohol to drink.
Nigger Joke 04
What did the sunbather shout at the nigger? Ain’t you dark enough already?
Nigger Joke 05
What do niggers and jockeys both ride? Animals.
Nigger Joke 06
What is a nigger’s ideal of a perfect 10? Any White woman he can get
Nigger Joke 07
What is the title of the nigger’s favorite how-to-book? “How to Steal, Rape and Murder”.
Nigger Joke 08
What is the worst stain on a nigger’s underwear? Watermelon.
Nigger Joke 09
What repulsive thing can be found in a nigger’s clothes? A nigger.
Nigger Joke 10
What time is bed time at the nigger’s house? When the cheap booze runs out.
Nigger Joke 11
What’s black, stinky and ugly? Any nigger you have the misfortune to stumble on.
Nigger Joke 12
When a nigger throws a party, what do his guests drive? Their homes – they live in their cars.
Nigger Joke 13
Where does Michael Jackson look for dates? Dark alleys..
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Why are niggers’ pants so big? So they can conceal more weapons.
Nigger Joke 15
Why did Coke fire the nigger? He kept trying to SNIFF it instead of DRINK it.
Nigger Joke 16
Why did the nigger rush to the discount store? The ad said: “Whites for sale!”
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Why did the nigger want his own kid? So he won’t have to pick his own watermelons.
Nigger Joke 18
Why do niggers relate so well to monkeys? Blood is thicker than water..
Nigger Joke 19
Why does that nigger have a tough guy reputation? He’s often confused for a gorilla.
Nigger Joke 20
Why does the nigger disappear for a couple hours after one of his friends goes home? He has to count his plastic silverware.
Nigger Joke 11
Why is Mr. Potato Head jealous of niggers? Niggers have a bigger nose.
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469 responses to Nigger Jokes
how do you keep a nigger out your back yard;hang one in the front
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WHAT DID ABRAHAM LINCOLN SAY AFTER SOBERING UP FROM A 5 DAY DRUNKEN BENDER ??
WHO THE FUCK DID I FREE ? ?
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LMFAO I love racism. Niggers are so stinky, and rednecks so stupid. Lmao.
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I dont understand why everyone says that whites and blacks are the same – watch the crime shows – they can tell by just looking at the skulls who’s white and who’s black – Different.
Blacks can get diseases that whites cannot get (sickle cell anemia) – Different.
Political Correctness is merely political – it certainly isn’t correct.
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WHY ARE NIGGERS SO AFRAID OF CHAINSAWS?
BECAUSE THEY SAY “RUN NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER, RUN!”
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There is this nigger kid that goes to school and notices that the teachers treat the white kids better than the black kids.
So he goes home and paints himself white and shows his dad.
Hey dad look i’m white! His dad kicks his ass, and says alright go show your mother.
Hey mom look i’m white! His mom beats the shit out of him then says go show your grandma.
Hey grandma look i’m white she beats his ass and sends him to his room.
About an hour later all the family comes to his room and says have you learned anything from this?
The kid says yeah i’ve learned i have only been white for an hour and I already hate 3 niggers.
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Best Nigger Joke Ever.
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An African bush bitch, chicken loving, Michelle Obama lookalike Nigger woman was filling out forms at the welfare office to get some of my hard earned money by pumping niglets out of her stank-ass vagina. Under “Number of children,” she wrote “10,” and where it said “List names of children,” she wrote “Leroy.” When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out:
“Now here where it says “List names of children,” you’re supposed to write the names of each one of your nigger children.” “Dey all named Leroy,” said the black woman. “That’s very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?” asked the welfare worker. “Oh, den I uses the last names.”
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Q: What do you say when you see bigfoot?
A: Freeze you stinky hairy nigger!
Q: What’s the difference between a naked white woman and Michelle “the mutt” Obama ? ?
A: One’s on the cover of Playboy and the other’s on the cover of National Geographic.
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What do you call a field full of niggers?
A shooting range!
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A man walks into a shoe store looking for a nice pair of shoes. An assistant asks if he can help, so the man tells the assistant he’s looking for a really nice pair of shoes, a pair like nobody else would have.
The assistant leads the man to the back room, opens a draw and pulls out a pair of shoes.
He says, “These are the most unique shoes, made from human skin! They’re $10,000″. The man looks at them and says they’re a bit pricey, so the assistant says, “We also have them in black for $2.99″
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You know what i want to know i want ot know why black people read black jokes if they hate them so much why come read them and leave a comment saying we are all raciest well no shit it kinda is a RACIEST website!
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Chicken, Marijuana, & NewPorts!! Can I get uh funny nigger joke??! I mean like ur supose to leave here with a smile not mad. Don’t get mad at the darklingz there only shadows here n e wayz & pube heads don’t mad at the racist drivers. There is a reason Y this room is called “NIGGER JOKES”. Herrow?? Get even, here like dis yao!!
Q.Wut do u call 2 niggerz in a sleeping bag?
A.Twix!
Q.Wut do u call 2 honkeys in a sleeping bag?
A.Gay!
Q.wut do u call 4 niggerz in a sleeping bag?
A.Kit-Kat!
Q.Wut do u call 4 honkeys in a sleeping bag?
A.Really gay!
U C?? Funny LOL{^.^}..
Now 4 wut this place is 4:
Q. how do u keep niggers out ur backyard?
A.Hang one in the front yard!!
Q.Wut do u call one white guy surrounded by 20 black guys?
A.Coach
Q.Wut do u say when ur TV is floating at 2 in the mornin?
A.DROP IT Nigger!!
Ya mama so black she sweat soy sauce!!
A black, white,& mexican were stranded on a desert island. They find a magic lamp and begin to fight over it. Suddenly a genie pops out and say “who’s my master?”. Then the group begin to fight again, the genie says since it happened in the struggle that each of them will be granted one wish. The black guy jumps up and says “I wish my people were never enslaved and I was back in Africa riding a giraffe and shit. POOF! & he was gone!! Then the lil mexican stands up and says”I wish that the Mexican economy and government wasn’t so poor and corrupt and that Mexico had so much money that there was no more border jumpers,and Americans were actually jumping the border to Mexico.POOF!& he was gone too!! The genie said to the white guy “What is ur wish?” The white guy sits down and says”So let me get this stright? All the niggers went back to Africa & all Mexicans went back to mexico??” To this the genie replies “Yes”. The white guy says “Uh yea I’ll have a cheeseburger.” LOL
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How long does it take a nigger bitch to take a shit?
9 Months…….LMFAO
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15 white guys chase a nigger out of a store he was stealing from and proceed to kick his head in.
Eventually, the police arrive and arrest everyone.
One of the cops walks over to the store clerk and asks if he saw what happened.
When the clerk replies “yes”, the cop asks why he didn’t help out.
“I thought 15 was enough,” he repied.
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I love white people. But come on America Iam black and all you know that if all use black people left America, America would be so boring
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The literacy rate would go up, along with the use of the english language in readable, complete sentences. We’d all be alot smarter for it. I’m all for the big boat ride home.
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Come on guy you make us whites look bad. If you are going to rand about the proper use of sentence structure it always helps to understand that yourself. “alot” is not a word dumbass!! It is “a lot”, two words.
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Is RAND a word Owen ?
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Tierra, or whatever da fuck yer name is go crawl under one of your baby daddy mutherfuckers.
you coons are the stupidist shitheads that ever walk the planet, and guess what, you are getting dummmmmerr
Later skank
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Whats faster than a black guy running down the street with a TV?
His little brother with the VCR!
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what do you use to cut a hanging nigger down from your tree ? ? a jigsaw !
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Q: why do niggers always talk about their penis size ? ? A: because the big black dicks those niggers have sat on in prison and their assholes are a sore subject.
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FUCK ALL NIGGERS GO BACK TO AFRICA
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How do you kill a nigger?
Hide his welfare check under his workboots.
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yeah, well tierra why is it that almost 8 out of 10 people in jail are black, yet blacks olly make up 10% of the population? So in other words blacks are 80 times more likley to commit a crime…this is afact…not racism! you people are ruining this country!
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Dislike doesn’t mean Disrespect and all the comments you made about african americans were very disrespectful and vain. I will pray for you to not burn in hell.
-Don’t bother to reply to this becuase I will never visit this forum full of uneducated People again i wish you all the best.
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You can take a nigger out of the bush, but you can never take the bush out of a nigger.
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A nigger found an old brass bottle in the back yard and it turned out to have a genie in it. Any three wishes he had would be granted, the genie informed him.
“I wanna be rich,” said the black man. The back yard filled up with chests of gold coins and jewels in the blink of an eye.
“I’m no fool,” said the black man. “I wanna be white.” And poof there he stood, white, blonde-haired and blue-eyed.
“Thirdly, I never want to work another day in my life.” And poof he was a stinky nigger again.
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Q: How did the nigger girl know her mother was on the rag?
A: Her brothers dick tasted funny.
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Q: why weren’t there any niggers on ‘The Flinstones’ ? ? A: they were still monkeys.
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Statistics
53% of the men on death row are in fact white
45% of the sexual assault cases presented in the U.S WHITE MALES
14% of the white race are unemployed
SUCK on that fellow.
it’s ok because one day you’ll be shining a black man’s shoes
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Fact: one in every 20 black men over the age of 18 is in a state or federal prison, compared to one in every 180 whites. Google it nig-whore. TIERRA – YOU ARE ONE STUPID NIGGER TO THINK WE ARE THAT DUMB! Use facts that mean something, instead of selecting a small truth. You say you are intelligent, I think you are the dumbest spook ever. Suck a chicken bone and then go F yourself.
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53% of the men on death row are in fact white
45% of the sexual assault cases presented in the U.S WHITE MALES
14% of the white race are unemployed
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that may well be the case, which doesn’t bode well for Black Americans . . .
What percentage of the population is white and what % is black?90% white : 10% black ?
National debt may very well have been created by whites. No bantu language has any vocab. for ‘National Debt’. Shit, you didn’t even use the wheel before the white man found you.
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to tierra that means 47% of the men on death row are in fact niggers
55% of the sexual assault cases presented in the U.S BLACK MALES
86% of the black race are unemployed
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the only difference between a white man and a black man is color. and black people ar moving on up. take a look at our president you hippy. and you need to get use to it because black people are here to stay sweetheart!!!!!!! and ummmm…. for the record im a straight A student so who gives a damn if i spell one word wrong. and i have to thank you ignorant white folk because i refuse to let your stereotypes and statistics define who i am and who im going to be in the future. but thanks again for the motivaton
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OK TIERRA, YOU REALLY ARE A STUPID NIGGER AND I’M REALLY IMPRESSED YOU GOT AN A.
YOU SAID WHITE PEOPLE ARE THE SAME AS BLACK PEOPLE EXCEPT FOR SKIN COLOR.
WHITES: HAVE JOBS, PAY FOR YOUR WELFARE, PULL THEIR PANTS UP, FATHERS ARE FATHERS (meaning most of your children are out of wedlock and don’t know their father), talk normal, and are far more intelligent.
Niggers: unemployed, sucking off the white mans tit, dress like gangsters, stink and talk like monkeys and are fuckin illiterate, deal drugs, shoot each other, have no pride, and MY GRANDADDY OWNED YOUR WHOLE FAMILY.
JUST A COUPLE EXAMPLES.
I HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON WITH YOU, GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD. GO SUCK ON A CHICKEN BONE TIERRA. YOU AREN’T WHITE AND YOU NEVER WILL BE. KEEP DREAMING. EVEN THOUGH YOU WILL SAY YOU LOVE BEING A NIGGER, WE KNOW THE TRUTH. YOU’LL NEVER BE WHITE, AND THEREFORE A 2ND CLASS CITIZEN.
YOU SHOULD LOSE YOUR RIGHT TO VOTE AND CITIZENSHIP, AND BE SHIPPED BACK TO NIGERIA. IF YOU WERE MY SLAVE, I’D WHIP AND HANG YOUR AFRICOON ASS.
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ok thanx for your understanding. YEah and african americans are the ignorant ones. but we’re not making all the rude jokes. and for the record im proud of thwe way i look. and i can post whatever the heck i want. A white man set the slaves free. and a White man got our country into billions of dollars into debt. now a black man has to come and fix it. so how is that for a spook??
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Tierra Waller, you are one stupid Nigger. You can’t spell and you mention the debt a white man has created. Obama has created the highest deficit since World War 2. But, it is to your advantage because he is taking money from white men and giving it to dumb niggers like you. In other words he is a piece of shit, and so are you. I’m feeding you chicken and kool-aid with my tax dollars. So how does my c@ck taste bitch ? ?
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too many damn spooks in this country.
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I think we should all stop being so racist. Racism should really be a crime, and Crime is for Niggers ! ! !
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I would just first off like to say that at first i was not happy with my race but now i am a strong educated african american young lady and im not going to put any racial slurs or remarks out there because i am above that. african americans built this country and white people just sat there on their butts and watched. on the last note ignorance is a curable disease and i think it should be cured with knowledge.
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Hey Nigger Skank, you are in the wrong “hood”.
This is an all white neighborhood, nigger lipped bitches are not allowed.
Go to the back of the bus where you belong, and use the seperate water fountains.
Please please have an abortion.
Why didn’t Tierra wear panties to a picnic ? To keep the flies and maggots off of the chicken.
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Nigs built this country ? ? Yeah sure, with their spears and cotton pickers. Your spook ancestory farmed the fields, take a look around, we are a little beyond that now Bush Bitch Tierra.
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THE REAL GODS HONEST TRUTH:black people and white people are the same,because we all came from monkeys,the only difference is,white people were here 1st. estmatedly,11,000 years longer ,which means we evolved faster than the blacks,therefore they still have a gorilla-like resemblance. this not only is clear in the mirror,but this also explains,the easier strength,higher jumping ability, and the tangly hair difference geneticly. And also at this very moment,prisons & graveyards are overcrowded with blacks,not,because of whites,not because of greasy chicken or newport cigarette companies,but because blacks are their own worst enemy.your doing a great job of killing yourselves,and noone owes u shit for slavery,youve already gotten even by the way youve fucked up this country. there is 1 or 2 good BLACK MEN FOR EVERY 10 OF YOU..truth hurts! this hes been brought to u by a man with 132 IQ,this is what i see
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Skinhead Soldier, I can’t believe you’re mine
You fight for the cause, making our people shine.
Heart of a tiger, your brutality is bold
I have my mind set, you have me sold.
Knowledge is key to win this fight
What we preach is nothing but right.
We must secure the existence of our kin
So in the end, our people will win.
Stiff arm salute, We’ll Sieg Heil!
Hail Victory!, We’ll not be in denial.
Nothing like gangsters, we’re simply a brotherhood
Be proud of your heritage, we say you should.
Zog will try n’ keep us down and tell you it’s wrong
Just keep your head held high, and stay strong.
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Who wants to hear a funny joke?
HAITI!
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I know this isnt a nigger joke but it’s still funny!
How do you pick up jewish women in germany?
With a DUST PAN!!!
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What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead NIGGER in the road?
The dog has skidmarks going up to it!
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A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin asking, “How did the human race start?”. Sarah Palin answered, “God made Adam and Eve, they had children and all mankind was made.”
THe next day the little girl wrote to michelle obama and asked the same question. Michelle obama answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys in africa from which the human race evolved.”
The confused girl went to her father and asked, “How come Sarah Palin told me that mankind was created by God, and michelle obama told me mankind evolved from monkeys?”
Her father answeres, “Well, it’s very simple . . . Sarah Palin told you about her ancestors, and michelle obama told you about hers!”
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your ignorant. and im african american. hmmmm… sucks to be you buddy.
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I have some niggers in my family tree….They’re still HANGIN THERE!
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you guys are so raciest i bet all of you are white rednecks who dont have a damn life and sleeps with there brother or sister….
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Try spelling racist right ya mink
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ok we are not as buntch a rednecks like really ummm you people are just like us but in other contries there are pople making jokes about rednacks and white people so really WE HAVE THE RIGHT to make jokes about plack people there not different then us we are all the same and why would it matter to you about what we do with our lives you just made a mean comment on people whos religions are about sleeping with there cousin or sisters OK so next time you want to be a dick think about what you are saying first…. this isn’t to be rude but i am just telling the truth so thank you and goodbye!!!!!!
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oh and sorry for the wrong spelling in words lol…!!!!!
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LOL AND THEY SAY I SPELLED A WORD WRONG ONLY ONE WORD COMPARED TO ALL YOURS.. AND TO THE PERSON WHO SAYS IM A DICK THANKS EVEN THOUGH IM NOT ONE SINCE IM NOT A GUY AND TO THE ONE WHO SAID WE ALL THE SAME YES WE ARE BUT IM WHITE AND I DONT BELIEVE IN ALL THIS RASCIST CRAP AND I KNOW I MADE A MEAN COMMENT AND IM NOT ONE BIT WORRIED ABOUT IT
SO THANK YOU….
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TOMATO PICKIN, HOG COOKIN, HAM THIEVIN, HOLLA HOOP HOOPIN, CANNON BALL JUMPIN CAR STEALIN NIGGER!!!!!!
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you dumb nigger how bout u go back to school and learn how to spell and get a job
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HEY (NONE YA)
DO U READ WHAT U WRITE….OHHH THATS RIGHT U CAN’T FUCKING READ AS WELL SPELL..
LET ME GET THIS RIGHT UR A WHITE CHICK ON A BLACK RACIST FORUM.WHAT DA FUCK ARE U ON HERE?DO REALLY THINK UR COMMENT MEANS SHIT TO US.IF ANYTHING UR JUST MAKING A FUCKING FOOL OUT OF UR SELF ESPECIALLY DA SPELLING…LOL..
U KNOW WHAT I’M GOING TO U?
I’M GOING TO FLUSH UR HEAD DOWN A TOILET AND START FUCKING U UP DA ARSE,AND WHEN I’M READY TO BLOW I’LL GRAB U BY DA HAIR AND RIP UR DRIPPING HEAD OUT OF DA TOILET WHILE UR SCREAMING,OPEN UR BIG MOUTH AND SHOVE MY COCK DOWN UR THROAT AND FILL UR GUTS WITH JIZZIM.
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not all people that make fun of black people are white(:
What does a nigger give you for christmas? your bike back.
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What do you say to a black man in uniform ??
I’ll take a Big Mac, fries and a large coke!
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great one
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What do you call a food stamp ??? Nigger money.
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I’m willing to come over to your house and perform free castrations so you no longer are able to polute the world. In return, I’ll give you a gift certificate for $50 to KFC and a Costco sized tub of Grape Koolaid. If you can no longer reproduce, I promise I will not turn you in for fucking your sisters nasty musky purply stank-ass disgusting vagina.
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I just hit a couple jungle monkeys in the head with my shovel, it’s a bitch lifting them up into the back of my truck. Shit is really heavy. After making them some cement shoes, I did get the job done and dumped the spooks in the river.
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Theres nothing better than a feed,a drink,a smoke and a GOOD NIGGER JOKE ; ),
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There is nothing better than a nig, a rope, & a good negroe joke.
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PLEASE REPLY:
I WAS WONDERING IF SOMEONE HAD A SLAVE NIGGER MONKEY.
I’LL PAY UP TO 5C FOR ONE.I KNOW IT’S A BIT PRICEY BUT THAT SHOWS I’LL PAY TOP MONEY FOR ONE.
THE ONLY THING IS THE NIGGER MONKEY MUST HAVE NO WORMS OR WATERMELON SEEDS.ANOTHER THING MAKE SURE ITS A FEMALE NIGGER MONKEY,SO I CAN MOUNT MY HORSE ON HER,THE HORSE LOVES BIG,FAT,PURPLE,UGLY,STRETCHED NIGGER CUNTS.MAKE SURE THAT THE FLAPS HAVE BLACK EDGES(MOST OF THEM DO).
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I’ve got 4 niggers for sale. 4 for $2, & that includes the chains, whips, & ropes. I hosed them down, but they still smell like cocks & assholes…but they are used to sleeping outside. All of these slave-nigs can shine shoes, but none of them can read.
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NOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PRETTY GOOD DEAL.
INCLUDING ,ROPES ,CHAINS AND WHIPS,WHY NOT I’LL BUY DA 4 NIGGER MONKEYS.THERES ONE MORE THING, DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH?IT’S NOT A BIG DEAL AS I COULD TEACH THEM ONLY A FEW WORDS,AS IN:”nooo masser pleaseeee don’t beat me,yessss masser,no masser,and of cause,i’m hungry masser.now that last one isn’t to see if the fuckers are hungry,its only to see if da walking afterbirths are still alive.To be honest i wont be feeding the nigger monkeys much as there’s plenty of horse shit around da paddock.
I was going to buy some slaves on ebay,i must admit it wasn’t cheap,fucking 60c for a nigger monkey.u thought that was a rip off,what about the postage,sending a caged nigger including chains! thats a bit of weight and a bit pricey.
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your going to hell you racist son of a bitch.
Your racist, you disgust me and you discrace your country. You are a dirty motherfucker.
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the thing with your stupid-nigger-loving-american ass, that you dont know what sence of humour is…
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ummmm ok your a dirty motherfucker for saying that ok people have a right to say shit to another person its a free country so ya and have aa great motherfucking day and he or she probably dosnt fuck his or her mother ewww sooo goodbye
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that is exactly what they are! , and I am tired of you people tht disrespect black people they are just like us but a diffrent colour and tht was just low and don’t know anybody who would go tht low , expect for you two , it is so wrong tht you could just go out and say tht thinking you won’t get in trouble tht is the most disrespectful racist thing I have ever heard in my whole life, now I am white and I am prob younger then you and I know more knowlegde you low life disrecpting JERKS!!!!!
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Niggers are just like white people ? ? ? You sir are a fucking idiot.
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LMFAO……
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2 things.
1) you act as if racism(or hell) is a bad thing
2) you call us racist but you are the one on free-funny-jokes.com/nigger-jokes.html so i will see you there
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HEY (JESUS)U REMIND ME OF A MOVIE,,,ARRR THATS RIGHT ,AMERICAN HISTORY X,U REMEMBER THAT DIRTY FILTHY MONKEY THAT HAD HIS HEAD DOWN ON THE GUTTER AND GOT HIS HEAD CRACKED OPEN LIKE AN EGG,ARSE LIPS! WELL DO YA LMFAO.LET ME GUESS UR STUFFING UR NIGGER LIPS WITH FRIED CHICKEN AND FEEDING UR LITTLE CHIMPS WATERMELON.YEAH AND WE KNOW THAT UR BROTHER IS ACTUALLY UR FATHER U SPAWN FROM INCEST,WITH YA HAND LIKE A FOOT.AND APPARENTLY ONE OF UR GAY NIGGER MONKEYS RECKONS THAT U HAVE PILES AS LONG AS BUNGEE ROPES.U FILTHY FUCKING APE. ps, get back in ya cardboard box u homeless fuck,wearing sardine tins for shoes,get out of here u homeless fuck!!!
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u ruined this country cause i have to pay all of ur stanken nigger bills because do u no whos buying ur food that u eat me. just go back to africa
NIGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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shut up you fucking porch monkey and go suck a FAT CHODE!!! actually go suck 4 FAT NIGGER CHODES you cotton picking, white girl raping, liqour store robbing , poor ass jigaboo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Why do niggers like to play basketball? Because they like to steal, run, and shoot.
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Ur jokes r shite,mink
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ANY ONE GOT A SLAVE TO LEND FOR A COUPLES OF HOURS?
I NEED MY SEPTIC CLEAN OUT BY HAND
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i’ll send one over, when the nig is done with your septic have that coon dig a hole and lay down in it….just make sure it is deep enough..they stank when they are alive…but I’ve burried a couple, they really stink after they’ve been hanging for a while
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YEAH NO WORRYS I’LL GET THEM TO DIG THEIR OWN GRAVE,IT’S A SHAME ,NOTHING WILL GROW THEIR FOR AT LEAST 5000 YEARS.YA GOT BETTER ODDS WITH NUCLEAR FALL OUT.SOMETHING I FOUND OUT THE OTHER DAY!DO U KNOW THAT THEY BURY NIGGERS 12FT DOWN INSTEAD OF 6FT.THE GRAVE DIGGER FINALLY TOLD ME WHY….
HE RECKONS THEIR GOOD PEOPLE DEEP DOWN.
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WOW YOU ARE A DEGRACE!
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hey(tiredofyourwhiteshit)
ur spelling is so fucked up…lol…but typical just like the rest of your kind..lol.
It’s not DEGRACE…u dumb horse fucking nigger,it’s DISGRACE…u silly fucking co’ck sucking, throw back from evolution.thats right u monkeys didn’t evolve,with ya ape/monkey like nose and lips and ya monkey type fur…u figure it out,fucking hell look in da mirror.u surly couldn’t be proud.especially those sling shots u call lips
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WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NIGGER AND A PARK BENCH?
A PARK BENCH CAN SUPPORT A FAMILY
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HEY THAII MECCA,U FILTHY SERIAL DOG RAPIST.YEAH WE KNOW, U GIVE UR DOG A LOTTTTTTTT OF LOV’IN,A HELL OF A LOT OF LOV’IN.U SICK BLACKKK MONKEY.SEE THOSE 3 K’S…LOL.
IT’S COMMON KNOWLEDGE THAT U LIKE THE FULL JOB,,,GETTING FUCKED UP DA ARSE,SUCKING A COCK AND PULLING 2 MONKEYS OFF AT THE SAME TIME.U GIVE NIGGERS A BAD NAME…LOL
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HEY (YO)
WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WANT TO BE A STINKING FUCKING BLACK APE LOL.I CAN UNDERSTAND U WERE BORN BLACK AND U HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT, BEING THE LOWER RACE AS WELL U HAVING LINKS TO APES AND MONKEYS.COME ON REALLY LOOK IN THE MIRROR,THAT APE LIKE NOSE AND LIPS AND UR FUCKING WIRE TYPE MONKEY FUR.THATS WHY MICHEAL JACKSON BLEACHED HIS SKIN,CAUSE HE WAS ASHAMED TO BE A DIRTY FILTHY FUCKING LOW LIFE NIGGER MONKEY.
ps.STOP ROLLING COCK IN UR MOUTH
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what do you call a white lady with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese HA HA HA!!!
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WHY IS A NIGGERS NOSE FLAT?
WELL THATS WHERE GOD STOOD WHEN HE WAS RIPPING OFF THEIR TALES
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A farmer (white) was drivin one day and saw a truck full of blacks flipped over in a ditch. He burried them and called the sheriff. Sheriff said “Did you check if they were alive?” Farmer said “Yeah but you know you cant trust them niggers”
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why are niggers noses so big ?
because god held them up by the nostrils when he spraypainted them :L
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heyy yall go down to walmart an buy some obama bulbs.there christmas ornaments so you can legally hang a nigger from a tree
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GAVE MY NIGGER MONKEY SLAVE A BIRTHDAY PRESENT THE OTHER DAY,THE DAY I BOUGHT HIM.
I LOOSENED HIS CHAIN ONE LINK
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BOUGHT ME SOME CHEAP NIGGERS THE OTHER DAY,I GOT THEM FROM A PORN STUDIO,THEY USED THEM FOR BEASTIALITY WITH HORSE’S,DOGS….ETC.
BUT I HAD A DIFFERENT PURPOSE FOR THEM.
ONE TO CLEAN MY FEET,ONE TO WIPE MY ARSE
AND THE OTHER TO TOOTH SCRAPED THE CHEESE OFF THE BACK OF MY COCK…..
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What is white and 14 inches long? Nothing!! HA HA HA
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Why do NIGGERS walk the way they do ?
Cause they spent the first 9 months of their life dodging a COATHANGER
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Why do they put cotton balls in bottles of asprin?
To remind niggers where they came from!
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How do you a nigger into a car?
Throw in a welfare check.
How do you get him out?
Throw in a job application
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