Politically incorrect nigger jokes.
Nigger Joke 01
How does a nigger pick his nose? From a mail-order catalogue.
Nigger Joke 02
What caused the nigger’s problem? Mother nature.
Nigger Joke 03
What did the nigger exclaim when he say he returned from the health spa? I need something illegal to smoke and alcohol to drink.
Nigger Joke 04
What did the sunbather shout at the nigger? Ain’t you dark enough already?
Nigger Joke 05
What do niggers and jockeys both ride? Animals.
Nigger Joke 06
What is a nigger’s ideal of a perfect 10? Any White woman he can get
Nigger Joke 07
What is the title of the nigger’s favorite how-to-book? “How to Steal, Rape and Murder”.
Nigger Joke 08
What is the worst stain on a nigger’s underwear? Watermelon.
Nigger Joke 09
What repulsive thing can be found in a nigger’s clothes? A nigger.
Nigger Joke 10
What time is bed time at the nigger’s house? When the cheap booze runs out.
Nigger Joke 11
What’s black, stinky and ugly? Any nigger you have the misfortune to stumble on.
Nigger Joke 12
When a nigger throws a party, what do his guests drive? Their homes – they live in their cars.
Nigger Joke 13
Where does Michael Jackson look for dates? Dark alleys..
Nigger Joke 14
Why are niggers’ pants so big? So they can conceal more weapons.
Nigger Joke 15
Why did Coke fire the nigger? He kept trying to SNIFF it instead of DRINK it.
Nigger Joke 16
Why did the nigger rush to the discount store? The ad said: “Whites for sale!”
Nigger Joke 17
Why did the nigger want his own kid? So he won’t have to pick his own watermelons.
Nigger Joke 18
Why do niggers relate so well to monkeys? Blood is thicker than water..
Nigger Joke 19
Why does that nigger have a tough guy reputation? He’s often confused for a gorilla.
Nigger Joke 20
Why does the nigger disappear for a couple hours after one of his friends goes home? He has to count his plastic silverware.
Nigger Joke 11
Why is Mr. Potato Head jealous of niggers? Niggers have a bigger nose.
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312 responses to Nigger Jokes
I like nigger jokes but these suck
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HAHAHAHAHA you are all losers!!!!!!!!
If everything can’t be joked about, than nothing can!(including blacks) You don’t have to be racist to enjoy a racist joke, sometimes they are so funny cause you know how terrible it is to say.
Also you are all stupid for saying this person must be a nigger cause of their name and what they said. Also the ppl who are dissing other ppl for not being able to spell and then fuck up their spelling is reall really sad…. also sad just to dis someones spelling on something like this.
Take a joke you whiney sons of stiches. If there were any cracker jokes I would read them and laugh at them all the same as the nigger jokes.
” What did god say when he made the black man? O shit I burned one! “
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aa who gives a fuck about white ppl we startin to not even need u guys we have a black president an we have mexicans lol u guys r so funny sayin these jokes because black ppl r moving up gettin richer everyday bitchesssssssss I wonder how many of u guys r from LA where all the blacks an mexicans r we will fuck yo white trash up fuckin red neck crackers I wish all of ya die bitch p.s I am in college
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hey KT i bet all that money under your fuckin matress is from selling drugs. so shut the hell up and get a job. oh and by the way, you guys are the ones with DSL’s and pregnant daughters.
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This site is proof of how unintelligible niggers really are! Just read the previous entries. Yall, gotta, dis, dats, da? Do niggers talk like that because they are that uneducated or because their lips are so big that they can’t pronounce simple words? Call me a cracker if you want, it doesn’t offend me at all. …And by the way, if nigger is such an offensive word, why do niggers constantly call eachother a nigger? Yo nigger!
P.S. Your president may be black, but he is not like you. He is educated, he has a job and he doesn’t have 12 kids with no dad, cracked out living on welefare. Why would he or any other tax paying citizen want anything to do with trash like you who contribute nothing to society?
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THIS AINT FUNNY U R SO RACIST WHOEVER MADE DIS Y DONT WE MAKE HONKEY OR CRACKER JOKES IF DATS DA CASE
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u niggers are too lazy to make a cracker or honkey joke website.. plus u dont know how to fuckin make a website u illiterate pieces of shit.
What are the hardest 3 years of a niggers life?
1st grade
Y do niggers stink?
so blind people can hate em too
Y do niggers have teadchflat noses?
thats where god put his foot when he was pulling off their tails
Wut r 3 things u cant give a nigger?
A Black eye, Fat lip, and an education
How do u baby sit a NIGLETT?
wet his lips and stick him to the roof
How do u get him down?
teach him how to say mother fucker
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and our kids not da ones gettin hooker on drugs we mite see them but yall da ones wit da pregnant kids and all of em in jail so get a life and stop making jokes about blacks, and yall say we poor look under your matress before you talk about a black person we’ll see who got more money
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these black, nigger, whatever you wana call it jokes arent funny. its amazing how white people get mad when blacks call dem racist but look at yall dumb butts yall children best friends are probably black and idk bout where yall live but in my city you see alotta white people homeless. black people mite be poor but we do what we gotta do 2 keep a roof over our kids heads
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yal crakas so dum u got no life comn up withe dum jokes like dis fuk yal
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lol niggers are sooooo dumb and by the way some nigger “HERES A GREAT JOKE” spelled retarted wrong…..just showing how fucking stupid they are
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Niggers would make fun of white people but their just to damn lazy!!!!!!!!!
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When God made the first black person he said “OH SHIT I BURNT ONE!!!” HAHAHA
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Niggers always have to pull their pants up cause they dont sell belts at the thrift store!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO
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whats the difference between a nigger and a pile of shit?? NOTHING!!!!!!
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Why do niggers have big dicks???? Its all they have to play with on christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
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LMAO DUDE
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lol……..as u kno by my name i am black and proud of it..and i understand how white ppl feel about us but they got to deal wit it..those jokes were funny but i can tell white people were getting mad cuz there r black jokes on dis page :p
If someone black is reading this they will agree with me when i say that they never heard a white person say nigger around them…its true! you guys express yourselves on this website instead of telling us how u guys really feel…i DARE somebody in wisconsin call me a nigger lol…i will hang them myself :p
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The really funny thing is that you black retards have got it all wrong. You think you can kick all white peoples asses… sorry but, we can afford to pay someone bigger and blacker to kick yours. Yeah, the nigger will still serve the man for some easy money. God knows if they actually have to work for it they would just as soon starve as put in a hard days work, unless you count pimping cause it’s hard out there for a pimp (lol) Yeah make your women work because you are too lazy to get a real job. Sounds like a real winner to me.
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How do you babysit a niglet?
Wet his lips and stick him to the wall.
How do you get him down?
Teach him to say “Motherfucker.”
What’s the most confusing day in Harlem?
Father’s Day.
Why do niggers have flat noses?
That’s where god put his feet when he was pulling off their tails.
Why do seagulls have wings?
To beat the niggers to the dump
fucking niggers
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fuck ur president….go back to fucking africa with my tax dollers and get a fucking abortion…hell ill pay for half of it u dumb nigger….”why wont niggers go on cruises? there not falling for that shit again.”
whats blue and hangs in my front yard? my nigger, i can paint him any color i want….
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FUCK ALL YOU FUCKIN HONKIES YOU CAN SUCK MY COTTONIN PICKING DICK AND BITCHES BY THE WAY YOU CAN KISS ALL BLACK PEOPLES ASSES BECAUSE MY PRESIDENT IS BLACK HAHAHA STUPID MUTHA FUCKERS
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THATS THE PROBLEM …. BUT , IT AINT MY PROBLEM … WHAT ?
YOUR PRESIDENT IS A NIGGER .
BAD START .
I AM GERMAN , AND ,I DONT LIKE NIGGERS EITHER .
SORRY IF THE SPELLING IS WRONG , BUT ATLEAST I TRY , UNLIKE SOME BLACK FUCKS PEVIOUSE .
TO ALL THE REDNECKS IN THE WORLD ,
KEEP THE NIGGER JOKES COMING .
AND MAYBE ONE DAY , SEND THE NIGGERS BACK , OR TO AUSCHWITZ . ITS STILL OPERATIONAL . 14 / 88
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all of you black people have no sense of humor
you guys really need to get the dick out of your asses and grow some balls so you can take these jokes.
what’s the difference between a bag of shit and a nigger?
-the bag!
what the difference between dog shit and a nigger?
-when the dog shit gets old it turns white and stops stinking
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Niggers were better off as slaves.
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joke’s for them white bitches
have you heard about the white lady that drowned
she drowned for being to damn pale
have you heard about them lil white children
they got picked on because they was black
ha ha ha bitches show them to ya children casue when you send them too school that just what’s g0nna happen the might ever get beat the fuck up n0w yall bitches better get ya head right before i kncok them bitches off
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ha ha ha yall bitches are funny to me yall got all these joke about us nigger’s but can’t even beat one of us up even if you tried and believe me you can use all of you strength and still lose but yeah bitch have yall ever heard that song by plies damn yall some famous people yall talkin all this racist shit and already got a song out about yall honkey’s pussy ass cracker ((yup)) that’s all yall bitches i done read most of these joke and havn’t found one that really made me laugh except the one all bout white people damn i should start my own wibsite because i could crack on yall cracker for years to come we might have been slave’s year’s ago but bitches yall ain’t got shit in us now we beatin the fuck out of any white bitch we see now think about that the next time yall think about posting a nigger’s collum bitches
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Niggers are awesome. For doing your dishes and sweeping your floor.
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what do u call 1000 black guys jumping out of a plane?
answer- midnight
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ooops here’s an edit
hear about that new CAR they came out with developed by jews?
it goes 0-60 in 3 seconds, stops on a dime and picks it up too.
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white people who were enslaved were servants who owed money, either for land, debts, their first daughter, etc…..
black were enslaved by their own tribes through tribal warfare. when one tribe conquered another tribe they took slaves. white folk came to africa and were traded enslaved blacks for food, guns/weapons, materials, goods…
when conquistidors (s/p?) arrived in the americas, they tried to enslave the incas, mayas, aztecs, north american indian but they all chose death over enslavement. the blacks in africa already had a system of slavery.
so cry me a fuckin river. some of you fuckin monkeys want restitution for what the early americans did to th black ancestors hundreds of years ago. think about it, would you be better off here in america now? or still be going through warlords and tribal warfare in africa today?
i want restitution for my ancestors, too. after the american civil war, my family’s plantations (the Hinton plantations) went broke and i doubt it was because of the slavery factor because they had hired servants and they treated the black very well.
if anyone should be getting upset about anything, it’s the NATIVE AMERICAN’S!
and as far as some of you monkeys who don’t get the nigger jokes, it happens a lot. i tell nigger, spic and chink jokes all the time at work to black, white, hispanic, polish, russian, latvian, asian, jamaican guys i work with. somebody asked me why i tell a lot of nigger jokes. i simply said cuz i don’t know any white jokes.
i’m not racist, i just hate everybody with equal-opportunistic passion, including my own white race.
how do you starve a nigger?
hide his food stamps in his work boots.
why don’t niggers use aspirin?
cuz it’s white, it works and you have to pick the cotton to get to it.
how many niggers does it take to tar a roof?
one, if you spread him juuuuust right.
what’s the difference between a jew and a pizza?
the pizza doesn’t go into an over screaming.
how many jews can you fit into a volkswagen?
2 in the front, 2 in the back and about a million in the ash-tray.
hear about that new can they came out with developed by jews?
it goes 0-60 in 3 seconds, stops on a dime and picks it up too.
what’s a shame?
4 niggers in a cadillac goin over a cliff.
what’s a damn shame?
cadillac seats 5.
if you wake up in the middle of the night and you see your TV floating, what do you do?
scream DROP IT NIGGER!
what’s the most confusing day in the hood?
father’s day.
what do you call a swimming pool full of niggers?
coco-puffs.
how do you drown a nigger?
take you foot off his head, but why would you do that in the first place?
why do niggers put mustard on their fingers when they eat tootsie rolls?
so they don’t eat their fingers.
what’s crime prevention?
running down a pregnant nigger with your car.
how many niggers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2 – one to hold the lightbulb and another to drive the pink caddy.
what do you call a million niggers on the bottom of the ocean?
a good start.
what do you call a thousand niggers floating in the middle of the ocean?
oil spill.
what do you call 3 white guys sitting on a bench?
an NBA team.
what do you call a nigger on the moon?
a problem.
what do you call a thousand niggers on the moon?
a problem.
what do you call all the niggers in the world on the moon?
problem solved.
i’m not polish, i’m a potato eating, whiskey drinkin, bar fightin mic. get it right you fuckin spic.
IROC Z28, what does IROC stand for?
Irish Retard On Crack
Itaillian Retard On Crack
Iraqi Retard On Crack
Iranian Retard On Crack
PONTIAC – Poor Old Nigger Thinkin It’s A Cadillac
FORD – Fat Obese Redneck Driver
ARMY – Aren’t Really Men Yet
interracial relationships – i guess monkeys do fuck skunks.
There’s a legend of a million year old tree, growing by a pond that tells your family lineage when you skip a rock across the pond.
a chink comes to the pond, finds a stone and skips it across the pond. as the stone hits the water, the tree says “CHING CHANG CHONG”
the chink leaves in amazement.
a nigger comes to the pond, finds a stone and skips it across the water. as the stone hits the water, the tree says “CHIM PAN ZEE”
what the fuck?
the nigger looks for another stone, skips it across the water and the tree says “CHIM PAN ZEE”
oh hell no!
the confuckled nigger looks around and looks around and finds a nice size boulder, picks it up and throws it in the water…
“BAAAA BOOOOOOOOON!”
what’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
the dead dog has tire marks leading up to it.
BTW – for all you who like to call us whitey’s CRACKERS – i have to say THANK YOU.
the term CRACKER came from back in the day when the servants would be working out in the fields, the overseers/supervisors would crack whips at them to keep them working.
have fun ya’ll, i’m gettin back to my rusty ol pick up truck and headin out the to trailor park for a hoe down and a hangin
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LMAO!!! Ok listen you fucking niggers. Black people are the most ugly, poor, lazy race on this planet. I mean look at their nappy hair and ghetto neighborhoods. Their poor idiots that most of them are stealing their internet connection from their white neighbors and their using the laptop I bought my kid for Christmas.
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O.k. HERES A GREAT JOKE UR A STUPID NIGGER BITCH AND I CAN BET U THE REASON UR SOOOO MAD IS BECAUSE MY SEXY WHITE HUSBAND PROBABLY HUNG UR PIMP IN THE FRONT OF OUR HOUSE AND NOW U CANT TAKE HIM TO GET A DNA TEST FOR UR 18 KIDS WHEN U KNOW THAT THE ONLY WAY UR FAT NIGGER ASS CAN EVEN GET FUCKED IS IF U WENT THROUGH THE TRASH AT THE PROJECTS AND FOUND A UNEMPLOYED BLIND NIGGER THAT HAS A 1ST GRAD EDUCATION. aS FOR THE WAY UR NIGGER CUNT ASS TALKS U MUST HAVE OBVIOUSLY DIDNT GET PASSED KINDERGARDEN YOURSELF.
HERE IS SOME FUNNY LITTLE JOKES FOR U
*Why don’t nigger kids play in the sand box?
cats keep covering them up.
*What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life?
the 1st grade.
*Oh… Did u hear about the new black barbie?
it comes like u with 12 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check
*Why r niggers always crying during sex?
Because of all the mase
*WHY DO NIGGERS CALL WHITE PEOPLE HONKEYS?
BECAUSE IT’S THE LAST THING THEY HEAR BEFORE THE WHITE PPL RUN OVER
THEM
*Why do niggers always have sex on their mind?
Because they have pubic hair on their head
to all u white ppl on here dont let these stupid black niggers act like they rule this country when we all know they are Gods example for the way not to act.
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WHATS THE DIFRENCE BETWEEN A CRACKER AND DOG SHIT? The shit has more of a brain.
WHATS THE DIFFRENCE BETWEEN AN ALIAN AND A HUNKY? The hunky is angry that the president is balck
HOW DO YOU PUT A WHITE TRASH COUPLE OUT OF A HOUSE AND HOME? Take away thier trailer
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JOKE:What has no ass, no boobs and no hips? A white women
JOKE:What is weak, returded, and loves sexy black wemon, but cant get them becuase they look like a giant piece of construction paper? White trash honky men
White wemon are nothing but white trash, prostituting,whores. They have no ass, no boobs, and no hips. They are shaped like an avarage 9 year old. Some of those returded sluts, even go out and buy boobs or/an a fake ass. Some want lusious lips like our beutiful black goddeses, so they go and get pieces of thier ass (the little flat,pancake asses they have)and inject it into thier lips. Then they come of the surgery table looking like a tight faced monkey. And then a dumb ass white boy wants to fuck her aids infected, plastick pussy.
No dick having, returded, suasidle, white men are nothing but returded rejecks. They would split thier rist and say “WHOO HOO!! Feel that adrinalin rush dude!! Becuase thier so returded and they cant fight at all. Hell helf of them is gay and way. They have a small ass dick, so small that they have to put on multiple condoms to make thier pee-wee look big. They have to use pills to make it large. They wish they had ass much body and they were ass sexy as these milky chocolate men. Black men are hunks. Geeky white men are hunkys.$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$FUCK KKK,FUCK RED NECKS,N FUCK YOU$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
one more joke:What are white people? Proof that god does fuck up some of his creations $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$LOL$$$$$$ROFL$$$$$$$LMAO$$$$$LMFAO$$$$$$$WHITE MUTHER Fu#$%@!
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THESE JOKES ARE SOOOOO FUNNY I HATE NIGGERS TOO.THE BEST THING I EVER DID WAS MOVE TO SOUTH GA.EVERYBODY HATES THEM AROUND HERE.BUT I HAVE A JOKE….WHY ARE NIGGERS ALWAYS BUYIN USED COP CARS? BECAUSE THEIR SO USED TO RIDIN IN THE BACK OF EM ,THAT THEY WANT TO SEE WHAT ITS LIKE TO RIDE UP FRONT.I HATE NIGGERS BY THE WAY..DID I MENTION THAT?
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White Power, remember I moderate (difficult to moderate racist slurs going both ways, gave up and let most through now) this page and can easily delete or edit your comments, (would you like me to add you enjoy black cock up your ass?) especially those that point out my spelling mistakes. I’m not petty, just drunk on power
Moose there’s a white jokes page on this joke site as well http://www.free-funny-jokes.com/white-jokes.html and I’m afraid you are incorrect, the honky/crackers are complaining as well.
Joker (AKA site moderator, now that’s a joke)
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What the fuck people its only jokes its made to make you smile get over it already if you a nigger or a nigger lover go google some fucking honky/cracker jokes you won’t hear us bitching at you we’ll all be happy that you are gone from here and we not having to hear you fucking idiots cry about it anymore and if you don’t like what I have to say finds something else to do go look for you daddys black ass that should keep you busy for the rest of eternity,bastards!!!!!!
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Well well well have you ever heard anyone say racists are dumb….
wonder why that could be!!
Joker…You wrote “here” instead or “hear”
and megan the whole “if its white its alright if its black send it back” saying is sooo 1billion years ago.
bethany quit talking shit bitch fuck you and ur nigger gook ass friends you cant talk shit look at what you typed there are more mispelled words on your comment then on the whole list combined shut the fuck up you nigger loving cunt
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wtf?? dam crackers got to much time on there hands? is it just me or dose every insane muthafucka you c on tv is white?? BUT naw WE da fucked up ones right
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WHY DO WHITE WOMEN PREFER BLACK DICK-SERIOUSLY-IS IT BECAUSE BLACK DICK IS BIGGER AND MORE POTENT….I WONDER
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NIGGER WOMEN ARE MORE MAN THAN YOU OR I EVER WILL BE
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WHY DO REDNECKS GO TO FAMILY REUNIONS?TO PICK UP CHICKS
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some of you need to go f%$k yourself. you came to this page and wana get mad about it. here are some you can get mad about…..
* what is a nigger fortune cookie? a peice of cornbread with a food stamp in it.
* why do niggers walk funny? they spent the first 9 months dodging a coat hanger.
* why do niggers keep chickens in their back yard? to teach their kids how to walk..
* what is a nigger?
proof that skunks fuck monkeys
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In addition the black people alive were never slaves so why the fuck do they care….. its not like you knew your great great great family members or w/e the fuck you wanna call them.
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Ok everyone knows that black people were slaves for a long time.
but most people don’t know that before black people got here white people were enslaved in America for a longer time AND there was more white people enslaved than ever recorded in history.
What im trying to say is that black people need to get the fuck over what happened like 200 years ago, whats done is done so stfu about it already.
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These jokes are fuking shit
im all for the racist nigger jokes
but none of this shit made me laugh at all
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what do u call black kids playing in the leaves. RASINBRAND
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what do the black kids get for christmas? your bike
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what happend to the nigger that look up his family tree. A garrila shit on his face
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wats faster than a nigger? a nigger with a tv, wats faster than him his cousin with the VCR, wats faster then them there uncle with the batteries. and u kno whos faster? the cop with a gun!!! lmao
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thats all i can think of for now tell me if you like ‘em…im gettin back from a clan rally in 3 or 4 hours depending on how many niggers me kill…l8r
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MAYNE ALL YALL NEED TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN…THIS SHIT AINT EVEN KOOL YALL CALL YALL SELF GROWN….AND FA WHO EVA WANTS TO KNOW..THIS BAD BITCH IS HALF NIGGA HALF CRACKER AND WILL KILL ALL THE FUCKIN CRACKERS IN THE WORLD…AND TO BE REAL YALL RIGHT SLAVERY IS ABOUT TO START AGAIN…NIGGA RUNNIN YALL WHITE ASS CRACKERS…MY PESIDENT IS BLACK…MY LAMBO IS BLUE…FUCK A CRAKER NIGGAS MAKE ME CUM… YOU WILL SEE
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There is a nigger and a spic in a car, who’s driving-
The cop.
Why do police dogs lick their ass-
To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth.
What can a pizza do that a nigger can’t-
Feed a family of four.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man-
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What’s the difference between niggers and pit bulls-
It’s still legal to own a pit bull.
What do you say to a black man in uniform-
I’ll have a Big Mac with cheese and a coke.
Why do niggers walk the way they do-
Because they spent the first nine months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
What do you do if you see a nigger with half a head?
Stop laughing and reload
How do you stop a nigger from going out-
Pour more gas on him.
Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales-
To get all their stuff back
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fuck kkk and fuck yo mama and dad yall yall is fucking rapeis and prevers and qiut fucking yall brothers and sister and daddy.and qiut hateing on black pepole yall just mad because we have more then yall.it ani’t are falt yall loseing yall house,cars and yall need to get a fucking life and quit hateing on black pepole yall just mad because yall kids want to be just like us when they grow up fucking crackers and yallmad to because yall wifes want some black dick in her life and yall sons want some blck pussy.hahahahahahahaha
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You are the dumbest cunt in the universe. Honestly, why can’t niggers spell? You really are an idiot. I hope i get to meet you one day because i would like to punch your fucking lights out. Mudface.
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whats the differnce in a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road—dead dog has skid marks leadin up to it
You know i hate every nigger on the planet…but more than that i hate white people that try to act like them by standin up for they’re sorry a$$es…they dont like me because my family owned them a few generations ago…
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Well well well have you ever heard anyone say racists are dumb….
wonder why that could be!!
Joker…You wrote “here” instead or “hear”
and megan the whole “if its white its alright if its black send it back” saying is sooo 1billion years ago.
ad just incase any of you small minded fuckups are wondering yes i am white i just aint a stupid peice of scum like you guyes and i am ashamed of you guyes bringing a disgrace to our race, incase you retards hae not notied you dont know shit abut black people becides they are not sad enough to create a shitty little webste and write pure bullshit on it…….
So all you clever racist fucks out their work this one out..
How come if us whites are so clver and almighty their is a black president?? I will tell you, because black people have more brains than the little white people like ou so they can do what they want. Me however i have lots of black friends, and asians and they are 100x more fun and amusing than you sad fucks. We are off 2 get stoned now so you ave fun with your little white group of 5 talking about si-fi and shit!!! Mawahh xxxx
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lmfao, sounds to me like you need to learn how to spell yourself, btw “Mawaah”, these are only jokes to make ppl laugh, if yur black and you think your gunna feel offended by this, then DON’T, click NIGGER jokes
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Well, Bethany who is the real idiot here? You give Megan a hard time for saying here instead of hear. Let’s take a look at your grammar errors: “i just aint a stupid peice of scum like you guyes” I should be capitalized, “aint” should have an apostrophe, “peice” is spelled piece, and “guyes” you need to drop the e, and that’s just one sentence. You have a problem with people being racist, yet you use the word retard as if that doesn’t offend anyone.
By the way, “becides” is spelled besides. “So all you clever racist fucks out their” The proper form of the word “their” in that sentence is actually there.
“How come if us whites are so clver and almighty their is a black president?? I will tell you, because black people have more brains than the little white people like ou”
If that is the case, Bethany, then white people are FAR more intelligent because there were 43 WHITE PRESIDENTS before him.
Maybe you and all your black and Asian friends should stop smoking so much pot.
As it turns out, I’m not even racist. You bring disgrace to the white race for being so fucking stupid and ignorant.
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Well well well have you ever heard anyone say racists are dumb….
wonder why that could be!!
Joker…You wrote “here” instead or “hear”
and megan the whole “if its white its alright if its black send it back” saying is sooo 1billion years ago.
ad just incase any of you small minded fuckups are wondering yes i am white i just aint a stupid peice of scum like you guyes and i am ashamed of you guyes bringing a disgrace to our race, incase you retards hae not notied you dont know shit abut black people becides they are not sad enough to create a shitty little webste and write pure bullshit on it…….
So all you clever racist fucks out their work this one out..
How come if us whites are so clver and almighty their is a black president?? I will tell you, because black people have more brains than the little white people like ou so they can do what they want. Me however i have lots of black friends, and asians and they are 100x more fun and amusing than you sad fucks. We are off 2 get stoned now so you ave fun with your little white group of 5 talking about si-fi and shit!!! Mawahh xxxx
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Obama is a bat faced nigger
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As a heterosexual male I’m interested to hear how your obsession with sucking your own cock came about!
Speaking for myself and probably most heterosexual males, that’s the very last thing I want in my mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BTW push enter a couple of times between paragraphs, makes it easier to read.
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NOTICE ALL THE PPL THAT BITCHED ABOUT THE JOKES … LOOK AT THEIR NAMES …. NOTICE ANYTHING IN COMMON DEUSHON ….. <—- LOOKS LIKE A NIGGER NAME TO ME … BON QUE QUE <— ANOTHER NIGGER NAME … El mawed <—- ANOTHER NIGGER NAME …. GUYS … NIGGERS NEED TO DO SOMETHIN ELSE … WE HAVE A 14% UNEMPLOYMENT RATE IN MY STATE … AND GO FIGURE … WE HAVE A 14 % BLACK COMMUNITY AS WELL
WHY DOES ADVIL PUT COTTON IN THEIR BOTTLES?
TO REMIND ALL THE NIGGERS THAT THEY WERE COTTON PICKERS B4 THEY WERE DRUG DEALERS
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Why did the sad little white bloke hate black people? Because he had no friends,showed no signs of inteligence, nobody liked him, he ate too much cheep food, drank too much cheep bear, never exercised his mind or his body, couldn`t suck his own cock, would only sleep with family members, stank of piss and shit, had a red neck and a yellow belly, couldn`t suck his own cock, only ever talked shit, had sweaty balls and a lard arse, had 30 cross eyed, flea and rickets infested, dental reject, rat eating, mutant, pea brain, cracker spawn, all filling up his double white trailer like a sardine can, askin`,”Paw, why don`t we got no thumbs?” And…. eeeer….. did I mention that he couldn`t suck his own cock?… Oh, and no-one had ever liked him because he had no charisma, no interlect and showed no signs of indipendant thought, had no thumbs, and the only people interested in fucking him were his maw and paw, and the bank,.. oh, and did I mention couldn`t suck his own cock?… he has always been and always will be a sad, lonely twat with only himself and his little weener to talk to?….Nevermind though,at least somebody loves him even if it is himself, and maybe, just maybe he will one day do us all a favour and kill himself. Hopefully his dumb ass wife will film it and his cousin/sister/wife,(whatever she is), will put it on “You Tube” so that the whole world can watch it and celebrate en masse “DO IT YOU IGNORANT, SAD, BORING, TEDIOUS, LOWLIFE, SCUM BAG, TRAILER SQUATTING PIECE OF WHITE TRASH, DO IT”!!!!!
And afterwards we can all sit back and listen to America`s FIRST black president, Barrack Obama talking about opening the tiny minds of racists to the idea of world peace, racial harmony and multiculturism….. I can`t wait, so hurry up and do it you ugly, sad, lonely fuck face moron!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!!
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if you love nigers so much than why the fuck are you looking up nigger jokes you shit face
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Notta Tinydikracistcuzinfucker
I have to admit that was the most rediculous attempt at retaliation I’ve ever seen. I voted for Obama. I’m Italian,not black. The only racists I’ve seen in my life time are black people. The “white” (since you apparenly like to group anything that looks “white”) people think these jokes are funny because of a$$holes like yourself. But back to the note of Obama…. I love how the african american voter percentage shot up so high after it was found out a MILATO man would be running. So whoms the racist?
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God bless an intelligent human being such as yourself
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Notta, maybe you should exercise your right to a free education and learn how to fucking read and write! And “America’s first black president” is just as fucking awful as we all knew he would be. I’m sure you’re sitting there stealing someone else’s wireless internet with the computer you stole, probably bitching about how oppressed you are by the white man. I hope welfare is treating you well and you’re enjoying my hard earned money you ignorant, illiterate, bastard.
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SEcond black president.. i dont even live in the states and i knew that u dumb uneducated nigger bitch.. i bet u can suck your own dick u fuckin gorrillas have all kinds of fucked up body parts for instance.. take a look at ur ears, lips, noses, hair, teeth, but ya there was more than 1 black president.. and remember what happened to the last one so dont take it for granted
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We all know niggers are absolute crap right, might as well bring back slavery, Chelsea and Bon que que are niggers.
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those jokes suked. I love racist jokes but come on. what so you call a black priest holy shit!!!
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All these dam jokes are gay as he’ll none of them are really funny at least get some funny jokes
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chelsea is a nigger loving wh@r3 =) eat a dlCk
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you guys are fucking stupid lighten up and get a sense of fucking humor and chelsea suck a big fat black cock!
hahah
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YOU USE THE N BOMB TOO MUCH! I AGREE WITH BON-QUE-QUE
but if there are gonna be racist jokes at least make them funny so thje brothers can laugh to
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How do you starve a nigger ? Hide his welfare check under his work boots !!!!
damn niggers always asking for money outside the 7-eleven at night when they are clearly strong enough to do general labor for work,damn niggers they are good at rapping,and raping,sports,they can bench press 500 lbs,but too lazy to work.
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Or what do you call a NIGGER in a tree- Branch manager
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What do you call a fuckin NIGGER in a tree- A monkey! If everyone notices that all the NIGGER jokes are actually funny- Thats cause they are not told by NIGGERS! NIGGERS are soo fuckin dumb they can’t even spell their own fuckin name!How long does it take for a NIGGER to take a shit- 9 months.
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you ain’t nothin wid out ur home boys ryan
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What do you call an Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
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Seriously?
Wow.
This is sad.
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How do you make a black man nervous? Take him to an auction.
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what does the nigger clothing store FUBU stand for? Farmers Use to Beat Us or Farmers Us to Buy Us. hahahahhahaha
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hahaha..that so true,i think those incest hillbillies and niggers should be going to hell!!,the true white race are European..not monkeys
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1 Nigger and 3 monkeys sitting in a tree,, what do u call the nigger? BRANCH MANAGER
haha
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hahahahaha niggers ,,,,,,
they’re funny
ok if a nigger and a mexican jumped off the top of the empire state building who would hit first?????
Who the He11 cares
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bon que que wtf serousley did u steal ur computer
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lol wut do call a bunch of niggers jumping out of a helicopter? APACKOFLIPS NOW
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Chelsea you want to go out sometime? Megan don’t say SH%$ you white KKK motha-FUC!@#$
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i think that these jokes are freaking hilarious i LOVE them and that chelsea girl needs to carry her a$$ somewhere else shes probably a nigger herself SO WHO CARES WHAT SHE THINKS ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
if its white its alright if its black send it back!!!!!!!!!
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why dey gotta be nigger jokes!!..NONE OF THESE JOKE ARE FUNNY HOW BOUT YOU GET ALIFE AND STOP TRYING TO MAKE JOKES OF RACES YOU SHOULD BE MAKING THEM ABOUT YOURSELF!!
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FUCK OFF WHORE
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your probably a stinky filthy greasy nasty fuckin nigger…HUH?
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GOT A QUESTION:
WHY DO WHITE FILTHY CRACKERS SCREW THEIR SISTERS OR BROTHERS.
LMAO: CAUSE THEY LIKE TO KEEP IT IN THE FAMILY! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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alright, everyone needs to chill.
1st, i would have named this page a little differently, but it’s not my site.
2nd, while i’m all for a few black jokes here and there, these suck, and people are getting way too ‘kkk all the way’
3rd, i admit to telling black jokes, and i think that they are pretty funny, i don’t actually agree with them. seriously!!!, some of these people are like getting really into this.
that just my two cents, and
everyone needs to CHILL OUT!!!!!
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fuck yes this is the best reply evar
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FUCK ALL U NIGGERS AND NIGGER LOVERS P.S. WHITE POWER IF IT ISN’T WHITE IT ISN’T RIGHT !
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If it’s black send it back
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once you go black you aint welcome back!
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If it white its alright if its black take it back if its brown flush it down ………WHITE POWER……….these jokes are funny and totally true…….if not these nigs wouldnt get all pissed off but they dont get the white man fuckin with them………….their brains are itsy bitsy lol
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fuck all racist white fucks. all u dumb ass hicks and white trash need a life. hah if ur white people hate blacks so much, why do they try so much to dress like them? haha its all good if u guys miss any of ur family members u can sniff ur fingers and ull remember them.
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fuk you nigger! if t wasnt for white people none of u would get welfare and would have to work for a living.
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their fuckin jokes, lighten up. nigger luvin whore I hope your snatch dries up
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lighten up you dirty fucking nigger loving bitch.niggers are animals send them back to the jungles of africa.there will be no more crimes here
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fuk u all niggers r fukin stinky mother fukers they all should be shot they think they own this coutry like fuk they do
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tthat is why we make fun of niggers.why dey gotta be nigger jokes. learn to spell nigger
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