Politically incorrect nigger jokes.
Nigger Joke 01
How does a nigger pick his nose? From a mail-order catalogue.
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What caused the nigger’s problem? Mother nature.
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What did the nigger exclaim when he say he returned from the health spa? I need something illegal to smoke and alcohol to drink.
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What did the sunbather shout at the nigger? Ain’t you dark enough already?
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What do niggers and jockeys both ride? Animals.
Nigger Joke 06
What is a nigger’s ideal of a perfect 10? Any White woman he can get
Nigger Joke 07
What is the title of the nigger’s favorite how-to-book? “How to Steal, Rape and Murder”.
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What is the worst stain on a nigger’s underwear? Watermelon.
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What repulsive thing can be found in a nigger’s clothes? A nigger.
Nigger Joke 10
What time is bed time at the nigger’s house? When the cheap booze runs out.
Nigger Joke 11
What’s black, stinky and ugly? Any nigger you have the misfortune to stumble on.
Nigger Joke 12
When a nigger throws a party, what do his guests drive? Their homes – they live in their cars.
Nigger Joke 13
Where does Michael Jackson look for dates? Dark alleys..
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Why are niggers’ pants so big? So they can conceal more weapons.
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Why did Coke fire the nigger? He kept trying to SNIFF it instead of DRINK it.
Nigger Joke 16
Why did the nigger rush to the discount store? The ad said: “Whites for sale!”
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Why did the nigger want his own kid? So he won’t have to pick his own watermelons.
Nigger Joke 18
Why do niggers relate so well to monkeys? Blood is thicker than water..
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Why does that nigger have a tough guy reputation? He’s often confused for a gorilla.
Nigger Joke 20
Why does the nigger disappear for a couple hours after one of his friends goes home? He has to count his plastic silverware.
Nigger Joke 11
Why is Mr. Potato Head jealous of niggers? Niggers have a bigger nose.
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I AM GIVING AWAY FREE MALARIA NETS AND 1 WAY TRIPS BY BOAT TO ANY NGGER WILLING TO GO HOME TO AFRCA.
TAKE ADVANTAGE TODAY AND I WILL THROW IN A FLY SWATTER TO KEEP THE SHIT FLIES OFF YOUR MONKEY FACES.
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I LOVE THIS.
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come on we all know Romans are the true alpha breed
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Ask yourselves this then ladies; how is it that white women aren’t looking for their ‘baby daddy’
Sure some live in the trailer park, but at least we know where they are
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That’s only because the baby’s daddy, uncle, and brother are all the same person.
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White people who watch Jersey shore and know what grenades are will understand this,
What do you call a fat ugly black chick?
A nigrade
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HAHAHAHAHA!!! best joke EVER.
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You all are acting like ingrates.
Blacks that live in the Ghetto are trash most of the time, but you have to be honest and say that there are the good ones in the Ghetto.
Ether way I being white and having a Black wife who her self hate the Ghetto niggers as it seems to be the term we are using.
Its less about race per say and more about up bringing.
PS- Bush was a cock, Clinton was ok and Obama is useless he is doing shit!
It should be noted I am a strict socialist.
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Nigger Jokes
I pitty your wife.
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“Cross” which happens to be symbollic of the savior jesus christ, who ministered to people in the ghettos to make them better.
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Piece of shit white honkey dickhead ugly wet dog smelling ass stinky ass. Black power bitch
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Choke on a chicken bone and die you fucking savage jungle ape.
PS, you stink.
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When you call black people monkeys and apes please keep in mind that if the hair of an monkey is removed, you’ll find that their skin is white underneath.
P.S. The little monkeys at any zoo with their shaved white asses exposed is proof of this.
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If you shave a monkey and put them in the african jungle, they become niggers.
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Regardless a hairless monkey and a white man are one in the same.
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the truth hurts a white racist mind doesn’t it.
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IT DOES NOT HURT AS BAD AS ME WHIPPING YOU AND HANGING YOU FROM A TREE. HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN – YOU ARE THE NO GOOD NIGGER MANDINGO ! ! ! I AM WHITE ! ! ! YOU ARE INFECTED WTH THE APE AIDS, AND I WANT TO STRING YOU UP BY YOUR NIGGER NECK AND PISS ON YOU WHEN YOU ARE DEAD. DIE COON BOY DIE DIE DIE.
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Nigger Jokes
Please, the piss from your tiny little baby dick would never reach that high. You’ll just wet yourself.
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oh you’s a edumacated. i’s can tell wit dat language you’s mussa been threw at leas da 4th drade.
stupid nigger – language is for whites.
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Fuck Dirty discusting niggers they are ruining society and are worthless pieces of shit
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All you white racist are just mad cause your stuck living in a trailer park having sex with your siblings(family members) You are the dumbest most ignorant people in America. Normal White people look at you with disgust. Your mad cause Hispanics and blacks are smarter than you…
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Nigger Jokes
yeah, okay nigger aids infected monkey cum guzzler, keep telling yourself that, and the world is flat too.
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ho my god!!!! this is the funiest thing i ve ever heard!!! Black man and hispanic smarter than white!! The only things you have ever built is fucking HOUSE made with SHIT!!!! You have no advanced civilisation!!!! and you come here in our cities and ruined everyplace where you live and still say something like that!!!
Can wait for the day every one will see the truth but that day is already too late there is too many of them in every white civilisation..
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Nigger Jokes
YALL DUMB ASS CRACKERS.ALL YALL WHITE WOMEN BEEN FUCKING US CUZ YALL HONKEYS DICKS SO SMALL.YALL DUMB ASS.OBAMA AND YO MAMA CRACKERS.YALL AINT SHIT.THE WORD NIGGER IS USELESS WE CALL EACH OTHER THAT.WE HEAR YALL SAY IT YALL GET YALL ASS BEAT.Y THE FUCK YALL SMELL LIKE DOGS
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no, we’re mad because dipshits like you that can’t figure out when to use ‘you’re’ instead of ‘your’ haven’t been deported yet. read a book.
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yeah u fukin nig nog golly wogs had enuff of u , all u do is rob and kill white ppl but back in the day u lot were shit on my shoeee suk it bitchhhhh
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Since when did hair and nail salons start excepting Food Stamps? Cause I know you can’t honestly say your ass has a job. That would be the funniest joke on this site.
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What’s the difference between Niggers and Monopoly money?
Nothing. They are both pretty worthless
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well you can use the Monopoly money to wipe the green dischage out of your pussy.
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I suck nigger dicks.
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HANG THE NIGGERS !
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every one ahould own at least one.
When Lincoln said niggers should be free he meant that everyone should get one at no cost
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what do you call 500,000 jumping out a plane? snow
p.s suk my balls U KUNT
from FOR EVER BLACK
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niggers are the most worthless waste of human life ever conceived. its obvious to look at them that they really are inferior to whites. Their physical appearance, their mentality, all points to total inferiority. we should just kill them all and end this plague now.
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Nigger Jokes
haaaaa,well we know thats a lie,black girls stay fly.we are always getting our hair and nails done,unlike you dusty white girls.we care about our appearance way more then you,you are the ones who act inferior,when we walk by you look scared ass shit,and you better because you know we would beat your white asses.
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nigger women are nasty. they should all go back to africa.
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You forget, your worthless lazy piece of shit. Your forefathers came to us. They could stand one thier own. They were too weak to work, couldn’t satify your women so the women started fucking the children and farm animals.
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We all know what you’re really doing. You’re getting weaves to look like us white girls because we have clean, soft hair that people enjoy touching. Not to mention the fact that our hair doesn’t have a stench to it.
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macquauqes are worthless. all they do is take . i dont know why nigger women start at me when i am trying to kill them in africa. true monkey ingnorance.
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S L A V E R Y
WAS
A W E S O M E
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Oh absolutely, from the cotton fields to the White house. It’s truely amazing what blacks people have achieved. Not taking anything away from those racist crackers who went from owning plantations to living in trailer parks. Go White Power Go!
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Nigger Jokes
I’m proud of you Mandingo, ya fuckin monkey.
YOU went from working the cotton fields to sucking aids out of nigger dicks to get a dime bag of crack.
All you can say is look at Obama. He is a failure.
A new poll came out in Ohio yesterday. If a presidential election was held today George Bush beats your muslim monkey by 12 points. Google it aids guzzler.
After November, Obama will be more worthless than he already is.
HANG A NIG ~ SAVE THE WORLD
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Nigger Jokes
how the fuck would you know,oh yeah you white crackers are vampires you blood sucking bitch.
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Vampires are about as real as a nigger with a job you stupid ass coon.
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Yes, and the nigger’s job is to makes the lifes of racist white crackers a living hell “BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY”
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Nigger abortions – $2 each (includes coat hanger & dumpster)
Rope half price sale
Nigger burial sites – $1 (dumped down a sewer hole)
Lynching assistance (free of charge)
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spoken like a true white devil
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Well then…LONG LIVE THE WHITE DEVIL!!
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Hey white girl. Open wide and say “AUH”
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If Obama, Michelle the Mutt, & the niglets were to die….drinks are on me & I would have a huge party….sorry monkeys chicken is not on the menu.
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your white ass sure would be though.let someone kill them,its getting to be alot of mini crackers thats going to fuckin die with them,you fuckin white trash piece of shit,get a fuckin life and stop thinking about “niggas” all the time.
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die nigger whore bush bitch jungle cunt die
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Sorry we’ll pass. Anyone who drinks after you will get herpes.
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BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL!
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LMFAO
your SHIT COLORED mandingo ! !
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NIGGERS ARE NASTIER… AT LEAST THE SHIT TURNS WHITE AND LOOSES IT’S SMELL!
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If you niggers hate it so bad here why not leave? Slavery was abolished, so why the fuck are you still here? And the next time you want to bitch about slavery, remember this. If it weren’t for us white people bringing your asses over here then, you wouldn’t have the shit you have now. You would be living in a fucking hut in Africa, dying of disease and starvation going on the Feed the Children Network begging the white people for food. We saved your ass from all that. So fucking what if your nigger asses had to actually work during slavery. It’s just like a nigger to complain about having to work for a living.
And to ‘The Real One’…How in the fuck are you gonna call out Bobdog for misspelling a word when your dumb ass spells like a dyslexic retarded 5 year old? That shit is so fucking annoying and it just proves hows stupid, ignorant, and immature you really are. With that being said….
Q: What did the nigger bitch get after she had an abortion?
A: A “Thank You” note from welfare and a $200 check from Crime Stoppers.
Q: What is green and yellow and hanging in my back yard?
A: My nigger. I can paint it any color I want!
Q: What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night only to see your TV floating across the bedroom?
A: “DROP IT NIGGER!”
Q: What did the little nigger kid get for Christmas?
A: My bike.
Q: What do you call a nigger in a tree with a bunch of monkeys?
A: Branch Manager
Q: How do you starve a nigger?
A: Put their food stamps in their work boots.
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Nigger Jokes
first of all,didnt we just read all them jokes.loll did you think everybody just skiped to the comments.dumb ass.
second,how are we the lazy ones and you needed us to built this motherfucker for you.why didnt your always like to work asses build this motherfuckers your self?but we’re the lazy ones.
and if you cock suckers didnt ruin africa and sucked it dry,they wouldnt need your help,hell you owe them that,you did however steal everything from it.but again we’re the thiefs.sad.
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you are the ghetto sperm dumpster and are full of nigger aids jizz.
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A ugly black girl? that doesn’t exist. There is absolutely nothing on this planet more beautiful than the “BLACKWOMEN”. Everytime I stare into those beautiful brown eyes, my breath is taken away. They are truely amazing. Thats way your white women spend billions of dollars yearly trying to look like one. Butt, breast and lip implants proves what I say to be true. Not to mention tanning salons. Face it. The truth is the truth.
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Are you fucking serious? I don’t see white women getting PUBIC hair transplanted on their face and head or shoving innertubes in their lips, or getting a “nigger nose” implanted? And niggers have those disgusting fat asses because your lazy no good pieces of shit are always sitting on them you fucking welfare bitch! You fucking niggers are nasy-ass mother fuckers. White women don’t look like an ape transvestite like your nigger bitches do. Fucking disgusting.
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Precisely Rusty. Their butts are huge because they eat KFC everyday, and they are bloated from being the ghetto sperm dumpster and are chock full of nigger aids jizz. Michelle Obama is a nasty looking mutt. I have never seen a good looking monkey cunt that is for sure. The whiter the better ! !
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Your talk has not yet caught up to your actions. you still pay to have your wifes look like black women.
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Only a cracker can visualize an ape being a transvestite. Oh your white so thats nornal.
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Rusty old dick, am i to believe you prefer women who look more like men. No chest and no ass. as if being a honkey isn’t bad enough, you have to be a faggot as well.
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You cock sucking faggot, I prefer women with long beautiful blonde hair and soft curves, not a male looking monkey with lipstick and a hair weave because her head pubes won’t straighten. I dont have to just envision a transvestite ape because every time I see a nigger bitch thats exactly what it looks like- fucking nasty ass veins hanging out bubble lips and protruding jaw, just like a chimp. All smelly and shit too, fucking cunt looking like spoiled chipped beef-NASTY-
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yeah mandingo, we don’t like stinky ass rotten chicken smelling aids getto nigger cum crusty monkey ape pussy.
you fuck the african bush bitches and 350 pound linebacker white whores, we could give a fuck less you dirty slave descendant.
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wow, sounds like I struck a nerve. Well get use to it honkey.
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well who are you trying to look like when you get your lip inplants,your tans and your butt inplants?mexicans you call spiks?arabs you call terriost?or blacks you call niggers?you’re trying to look like somebody thats not white.
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Beyonce is hot and she’s black.
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Beyonce has aids and flies flock to her face.
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Roper’s got a point you disgusting aids infested
skeet bucket!
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Q: What is yellow and green and hangs in the tree in my back yard?
A: My nigger, I can paint him any color I want!
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you motherfuckers are the white pieces of paper looking motherfuckers.you NEED some paint.lolll
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I think I’ve seen you before……in National Geographic magazine.
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Damn right a magazine because everybody knows there no cable in the trailer park.
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Take the bone out of your nose Mandingo.
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only if you promise to take your mother’s mouth from around Mandingo’s Dick.
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now that was funny!!
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white women are only good to suck dick and lick balls. ask Clinton, he knows best.
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