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These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night before.The first guy said, ''''Man I was so drunk last night I went home and...
A frustrated wife got some Viagra for her husband. Her doctor told her to give him one pill a night, and that he would call to check in with her after a week.That night, the...
With apologies to Clement C. Moore, author of 'A Visit From St. Nicholas''Twas the night of Thanksgiving, But I just couldn't sleep. I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheepThe leftovers beckoned --- The dark...
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies, Air defences were up, with electronic eyes. Combat pilots were nestled in ready-room beds,As enemy silhouettes danced in their heads.Every jet on the apron, each...
A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Suddenly, a man hollers at him, ''I screwed your mom last night!'' Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him. Again, he hears, ''Your...
A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes...
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him Bush asks him, "George, what''s the best thing I can do to help...
One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: “God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa.” The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son...
Space Joke 1 What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer ! Space Joke 2 What do you call an overweight ET ? An extra cholesterol !...
http://www.thejakartapost.com/detaillgen.asp?fileid=20060515193820&irec=0 MOUNT MERAPI, Central Java (AP): As thousands of people flee Indonesia's erupting Mount Merapi, the 80-year-old man entrusted by Javanese royalty to watch over the volcano's spirits is going nowhere -- and insists the...
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