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A woman driving in Brooklyn stopped her car for a red light. However, when the light turned green again, she just stayed right where she was.When the light had changed several times and she still...
A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things you just can't explain. This morning I was outside milking a cow....
John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned...
Q. How many men does it take to change a light bulb? A. One. He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.Q. How many women does it take...
There was this cat who loved to get drunk, who went to the bar on the other side of the tracks.He stayed all night long and got so wasted he could barely stand up, much...
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to...
How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?That light bulb's never getting changed. Permalink Democratic Light Bulb Replacement Policy...
How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?Three. One to change the bulb, one to call the media and publicize it, and one to blame the electric bill on the Democrats. Permalink Republican...
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver....
Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?The retail store. Read in full at Cat Tails...
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