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A man tried to sell his neighbor a new dog. "This is a talking dog," he said. "And you can have him for five dollars." The neighbor said, "Who do you think you're kidding with this...
What did the maxi pad say to the fart? You are the wind beneath my wings. Permalink Pad Talking...
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong."What's that big brass gong for?" one of the...
This guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the...
A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. "What's the matter?" he was asked. He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure...
Trying to come to the aid of his Father, who was stopped by an officer for speeding, the lil' tyke piped up, "Yeah? Well, if we were speeding, so were you !" ... Read in full...
A man climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.Looking up, he asks the Lord... "God, what does a million years mean to you?"The Lord replies, "A minute."The...
Four guys went golfing; one went in the clubhouse to pay while the others waited at the first tee. One of the guys says, “I'm so proud of my son. He is a stock broker...
Two cows were talking in the field. One cow says, "Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that''s going around?"The other cow answers, "Yeah, makes you glad you''re a penguin, doesn''t it?" Permalink Mad Cows...
Algebraic symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about. Read in full at Algebraic symbols...
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