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A little boy took his dog on a "take your pet to school" day. There were prizes for the smallest, the prettiest, the cutest, and the smartest pet.Determined that his dog win a prize, the...
Three men are in a bar having a drink. When a gorgeous woman comes up to them and says, WOMAN: Whoever can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' in a creative sentence can date me for...
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher claimed that the bull...
There is a Bar in Calumpang who have has a Horse and they have a contest of it. Whoever will make the horse laugh will win P5,000 and free drinks. So a man from Manila comes...
Telephone Joke 1 After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means...
Some of these are hilarious, a must read. AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a one-year-old to eat strained beets. ALIEN: What Mom would suspect had invaded her house if she spotted a child-sized creature cleaning up...
Farmer Joke 1 This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for $100. The neighbor says, "You can have...
Halloween Joke 1 What do witches eat at Halloween? Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil's food cake and Boo-berry pie. Halloween Joke 2 Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?...
Journalist Joke 1 A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being...
Frog Joke 1 A librarian was quietly working when three chickens walked in and jumped on to the counter eyed her and said "BUK BUK BUK" Not sure she was sane she gave the...
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