North vs. South Joke 1
The North has coffee houses, the South has Waffle Houses.

North vs. South Joke 2
The North has Cream of Wheat, the South has grits.

North vs. South Joke 3
The North has double last names; the South has double first names.

North vs. South Joke 4
The North has green salads, the South has collard greens.

North vs. South Joke 5
The North has Indy car races; The South has stock car races.

North vs. South Joke 6
The North has lobsters, the South has crawfish.

North vs. South Joke 7
The North has switchblade knives; the South has Lee Press-on Nails.

North vs. South Joke 8
The North has the rust belt; the South has the Bible Belt.